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    As It Lies

    Bill and Bob, longtime golfing buddies, were involved in a match-play contest with the…
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    Kids' Kitchen Terms

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    Cake Question

    While working at Baskin-Robbins, I helped a woman, who was full of questions about the…
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    Roughhousing

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    Tell Tale Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work

    Tell Tale Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work...- You've read the entire Dilbert…
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    Hawaii or Havaii

    These two persons are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced 'Havaii,' or…
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    Managing a Flag Pole

    A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So…
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    Five Tech Replies

    Five things you don't want to hear from Tech Support: 1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!" 2. "In…
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    Golf Quitter

    Two men were chatting casually at work over the water cooler. The conversation turned to…
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    Bridge Fishing

    Two Goobers notice a couple of guys by a bridge.The one guy drops over the bridge being…
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    Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker is a Computer Hacker

    10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.9. He's won the…
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    Epitaph Adjustment

    A new widow requested the epitaph "Rest in Peace" for her husband's tombstone. When she…
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    Returned E-mail

    The start of the new school term always brings out the most interesting questions for…
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    Know Your States

    The old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked…
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    Excerpts From "A Cat's Guide To Human Beings"

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* The parachute company says you'll get a full refund.

* They say the house didn't float very far at all.

* We're all amazed that you go on living each day.

* Well, at least the operation was a partial success.

* The "National Enquirer" just loved those pictures of you at work.

* The insects hardly touched your other eyebrow.

* The District Attorney says he only has a few more questions.

* Jerry Springer wants to surprise you on his show.

* The reward for your capture has reached fifty thousand dollars.

* At least we never thought you were guilty like that Jury did.

* The insurance pays the full book value ($312) for your 1956 T Bird.

* The thieves left the push lawn mower and hedge trimmers.

* Those Grand Juries always over-react. Don't worry about it.

* The boss said while you're sick, he'd do all your work personally.
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