logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Dog Weather

    To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.If the dog is at the door…
  • Default Image

    Build It and They Will Come

    The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought she'd died and…
  • Default Image

    Doctor's Orders

    Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous…
  • Default Image

    The Front Pew

    An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at…
  • Default Image

    English Time

    In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the difference between a watch and…
  • Default Image

    Bare Bones Moving

    The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping…
  • Default Image

    Politically Correct Statements for a New Century

    Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive." Kids don't get grounded…
  • Default Image

    Restaurant Line

    A well-put together, elderly gentleman left his Maserati Gran Turismo with the valet,…
  • Default Image

    Tailing Truck

    A large truck was tailing my son as he drove through town with his girlfriend. The truck…
  • A funny diatribe about children and parenting

    Lamentation For Our Kids

    This is rather lengthy but funny. *Laws Pertaining to Dessert* For we judge between the…
  • pharmacist

    Food Allergy

    Because of an ear infection, my young son, Casey, had to go to the pediatrician. I was…
  • Default Image

    Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 3

    11. Subject: Children's Logic: Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a…
  • Default Image

    Goober Skydiver

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Mouse Trap

    A woman rushes into a hardware store and said, "Can I have a mouse trap, please? And will…
  • Default Image

    Forgetfulness

    While on a car trip, an old couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. The old…

A man was on a long walk in the country. He became thirsty so decided to stop at a little cottage and ask for something to drink.

The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire. There was a wee pig running around the kitchen, running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal of attention. The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly.

The housewife replied: "Ah, he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you're using."

Powered By JFBConnect