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    English Time

    In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the difference between a watch and…
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    September 11 Update

    Dear Cybersalt.org List Members, All Cybersalt.org lists will continue to be silent…
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    Second Try

    Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m., I discovered that it had not been one…
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    Reunion Pride

    My wife and I were at my high school reunion.As I looked around, I noticed the other men…
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    Seniors' Special

    We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "Seniors' Special" was two eggs, bacon,…
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    Put or Putt?

    A teacher was taking her first golf lesson."Is the word spelled 'put' or 'putt'?" she…
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    Landing in the Fog

    An airliner is coming into land at an airport obscured by fog. Visibility is practically…
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    Collateral

    I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. Reading a magazine, I found a…
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    Friendly Golf

    Two friends were beginning a game of golf.The first man stepped up to the tee, hit the…
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    Funeral Bells

    A minister well known for his beautiful singing voice came home visibly upset after…
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    Hamster Care

    After buying her kids a pet hamster, after they PROMISED they would take care of it, Mom,…
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    Golf Deduction

    Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, a priest and three other men of the cloth…
  • The Seniors' Serenity Prayer

    Serenity for Seniors

    God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune to…
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    Mother Ring

    While picking up a prescription, I noticed that the woman who gave me my medication was…
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    New Flavor?

    The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you…

A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?"

"Really!?" he said. "Have you tried mouthwash?"

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