logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Forgotten Watch

    A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He gets a bit carried away and talks for…
  • Default Image

    Check Signing

    Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and…
  • Default Image

    Epitaph Adjustment

    A new widow requested the epitaph "Rest in Peace" for her husband's tombstone. When she…
  • Default Image

    Caught in the Act

    I was playing tooth fairy when my daughter, Marina, suddenly woke up. Seeing the money in…
  • Default Image

    Arguing

    The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would…
  • Default Image

    Crossing Chicken

    Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Answers: KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to…
  • Default Image

    Washing Settings

    One day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he…
  • Default Image

    You're Not A Monk

    A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the…
  • cat on roof

    Bachelor's Cat

    A bachelor kept a cat for companionship, and loved his cat more than life itself. He was…
  • A funny joke about marriage

    Shoebox Doilies

    As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near…
  • Default Image

    Grandpa's Gift

    The following is a true story submitted by list member Mary Lou F. from Kincardine,…
  • Default Image

    Nervous Young Minister

    A nervous young minister, new to the church, told the flock, "For my text today, I will…
  • Default Image

    Things You Will Never Hear

    Things you'll never hear a man say: 1) Here honey, you use the remote. 2) Ooh, Antonio…
  • Default Image

    $0.00

    In March 1992 a man living in Newtown near Boston Massachusetts received a bill for his…
  • Default Image

    Nervous Preacher

    A new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous and about ten minutes…

A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?"

"Really!?" he said. "Have you tried mouthwash?"

Powered By JFBConnect