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    What's it Take?

    "What do you have to do to become a doctor?" my six-year-old granddaughter once asked.Her…
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    Dads and Babies

    My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance. "I look like Mom,"…
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    Windshield Wiper Quit

    Which windshield wiper blade always quits first? That's right -- the driver's side. This…
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    Jeep Stuck

    During training exercises, the green lieutenant was driving down a muddy back road. He…
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    Lost Gas Cap

    David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven…
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    Dinner Guests

    The hostess (with a daughter of marriageable age - of long duration) sent out an…
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    Freedom Peppers

    A man walks up to a cashier in a grocery store. He says, "Hey, how much for these…
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    Yesterday Computer Song

    Do you know the song "Yesterday"? Then sing along to this computer version. Yesterday,…
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    Passing Notes

    An elderly couple are attending a church service. About halfway through, she writes a…
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    Signs Your Garage Needs to be Cleaned

    - It just entered itself in the heavyweight division on BattleBots. - I don't care what…
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    Return Policy

    The store's policy on returns was prominently posted at every register as well as…
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    I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. Reading a magazine, I found a…
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    Elementary Motherhood

    Following are answers given by elementary school-age children to the given questions: Why…
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    Home Mechanic Tools

    Home Mechanics Tools and their usage: HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the…
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    Late Excuse

    Harry came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the story…

A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?"

"Really!?" he said. "Have you tried mouthwash?"

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