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    12 Reasons to Buy a New Car

    1. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.2. Instead of an…
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    Calls to Information Assistance

    Just a few decades ago, before the days of Google and online information, people would…
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    Murphy’s Laws of Parenting

    - The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. - The…
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    Cereal Adjustment

    Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now…
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    Goober Farmers

    There were two farmers, neither one had much common sense. They were told by the Forman…
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    More Bumper Stickers

    * FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software. * I can't dial 911.…
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    More Musings

    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged…
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    Sleeping Juror

    A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor,…
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    Three Rules

    One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to…
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    Blind Date Slap

    An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to…
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    Yellow Canaries

    A lady went to a pet shop."I'd like to buy two yellow canaries," she told the owner."We…
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    Quick Proposal

    At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he…
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    Too Late To Date

    An elderly woman died last month.Having never married, she requested no male…
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    Scared vs. Apprehension

    As a sergeant in a parachute regiment, I took part in several night-time exercises. Once,…
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    Oil on Fish

    Students at school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil on fish.One…

Two dogs out and about, walk over to a parking meter.

One says to the other, "How do you like that, Sam? Pay toilets."

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