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An unemployed man is desperate to support his family. His wife watches TV all day and his…
Jury Age

Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received a jury-duty notice.…
Lingering Hug

We had made some changes in our lives. My husband had lost 50 pounds and after eight…
On Time

The passengers were leaving the plane after landing, and one smiling, satisfied passenger…
Famous Last Words

* Don't turn it on yet, it's not quite ready.* Step back a bit, I can't get you in the…
Cheap Perfume

After being away on business, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little…
Egg Timing

A friend of mine, a new bride, was on her honeymoon and spent one night at her spouse's…
Employment Search

My employment search preoccupied our family for months. One day my husband told our three…
Electrical Officer

My daughter is an electrical officer on a carrier. Recently I asked her what her duties…
Giuseppe Spomdalucci

To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After…
Red Light - Green Light

Ralph and his friend were driving through town when they came to a red light. Cruising…
Words to Ponder

*Words to Ponder* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. I'd kill…
Death Statistic

A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death…
Cutting Class

"Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose…
Proud Rooster

A minister had just finished an excellent dinner at the home of a congregation member…