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12 Reasons to Buy a New Car

1. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.2. Instead of an…
Calls to Information Assistance

Just a few decades ago, before the days of Google and online information, people would…
Murphy’s Laws of Parenting

- The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. - The…
Cereal Adjustment

Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now…
Goober Farmers

There were two farmers, neither one had much common sense. They were told by the Forman…
More Bumper Stickers

* FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software. * I can't dial 911.…
More Musings

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged…
Sleeping Juror

A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor,…
Three Rules

One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to…
Blind Date Slap

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to…
Yellow Canaries

A lady went to a pet shop."I'd like to buy two yellow canaries," she told the owner."We…
Quick Proposal

At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he…
Too Late To Date

An elderly woman died last month.Having never married, she requested no male…
Scared vs. Apprehension

As a sergeant in a parachute regiment, I took part in several night-time exercises. Once,…
Oil on Fish

Students at school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil on fish.One…