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Too Late To Date

An elderly woman died last month.Having never married, she requested no male…
Important Political Decisions

As a recent high-school graduate, I traveled to our state capitol and got to visit the…
The Littlest Informant

As a recently divorced police officer, and new to the dating scene, I was thrilled but…
Chicken Recipe

Baked Stuffed Chicken 6-7 lb. chicken1 cup melted butter1 cup stuffing1 cup uncooked…
Thomas

A man in a supermarket was pushing a cart which contained, among other things, a…
Bottle Drive

The Boy Scouts were out collecting bottles for a fund raising activity. One ambitious but…
The Night of Tax Day

Twas the night of Tax Day, and all thru the house,Every creature was whirring, even the…
Unknown Reindeer

The game show contestant was only 200 points behind the leader and about to answer the…
Ten Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House

1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an…
Disguising Presents

Three-year-old Elizabeth was helping her mother Melinda wrap a present for her father.…
Fan Help

Although I have three sons, it was always my daughter who helped me with chores around…
Exam Assistance

In the examination paper, the professor wanted us to sign a form stating that we had not…
Wallpaper Jobs

Joan decided to redecorate. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need…
Newlywed Compromise

For our first New Year's together as a married couple, my wife offered me a choice of…
Who's On First - Computer Version

*Who's On First - Computer Version*ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help…