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Rare Steak

A cattle rancher went into town on a Saturday night for a sit-down steak dinner. When the…
Goobers In Ditch

Two Goobers were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we…
Parachute Charity

I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of…
Friendly Golf

Two friends were beginning a game of golf.The first man stepped up to the tee, hit the…
More On Candidates

A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political…
Lost, Found Changed

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest…
First Case Tried

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so…
Proposal Condition

Kurt was going out with a nice girl and finally popped the question. "Will you marry me,…
Doctor's Writing

Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription in the usual doctor's…
Pickup Backfire

Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son's room, a mother finally…
Shopping Advice

While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a display in the window of a…
Chocolate Laughs

Over the years, people have come up with a number of great reasons to eat chocolate. The…
Ships Passing

A rather old minesweeper was cruising a lonely stretch of the South Pacific and was…
Window Washer

There was a gentleman in the hospital bed next to me. He was covered with bandages from…
Get Better Soon

A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to…