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Golf Friendless

"Bob, why don't you play golf with John anymore?" asked a friend."Would you play golf…
Pastor To The Rescue

There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The minute they got on to the island one…
Quotable Quotes

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department…
Government Car

As my husband, the county highway commissioner, was driving to the hospital for treatment…
Amazing Anagrams

Not strictly humor, but truly amazing....Dormitory = Dirty RoomThe Morse Code = Here Come…
Isn't Aging Fun?

Do you realize that the only time in our liveswhen we like to get old is when we're…
Rain or Shine

It was raining quite hard as U.S. Marine trainees assembled outdoors for a briefing. On a…
PICNIC Problem

Looking over the log book kept by the computer support staff at my office, I noticed…
Second Grade Math

I was the substitute teacher for a second-grade math class that was learning about…
Ride To Church

A teenager who had just received her learner's permit offered to drive her parents to…
Can't Take It With You

"You just go ahead," the man in the shopping mall said to his wife. "While you're…
Travelling Too Light

A joke from back in the day when people needed a paper ticket to board an airplane ... A…