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    Pole Contest

    A phone company put an ad in the paper in order to recruit workers.The next day, two…
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    Missing You

    Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the…
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    Bank Hiccups

    While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
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    Give It A Try

    Think of a letter between A and W. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. Keep going!…
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    Passing Pain

    An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awaken from a good…
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    Snack Costs

    My friends and I had joined a weight-loss organization. At one meeting the instructor…
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    Little Bars of Soap

    Attached is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff…
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    Argument Settled

    The other day, Avril and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would…
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    Bricklayer's Insurance Claim

    I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number…
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    Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping

    Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping 1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when…
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    Flying Blind

    One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting…
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    Disappearing Dinosaurs

    Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable…
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    Signs You are Broke

    SIGNS YOU ARE BROKE 1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"2. Your…
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    Picture Favor

    Dining out one evening, I noticed six teenagers boisterously celebrating some event at a…
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    What Happened

    "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in…

I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test.

I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right eye with your hand."  He read the 20/20 line perfectly.

"Now your left." Again, a flawless read.

"Now both," I requested. There was silence. He couldn't even read the large E on the top line.

I turned and discovered that he had done exactly what I had asked; he was standing there with both his eyes covered. I was laughing too hard to finish the exam.

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