logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • university building

    Battle Hymn of Term Finals

    Mine eyes have seen the horrorOf the ending of the termIt has poisoned all my spiritsLike…
  • Default Image

    Coffee Cool

    I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the…
  • Default Image

    Crowded Bus

    It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed. I tried to force my…
  • Default Image

    You're not a kid anymore when....

    You're not a kid anymore when....1. You're asleep but others worry that you're dead.2.…
  • Default Image

    Dishwashed Verse

    Helping his wife wash the dishes, a minister protested, This isn't a man s job.Oh yes, it…
  • Default Image

    A Dollar Per Point

    A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests…
  • Default Image

    Jewelry Store Application

    Becky was the manager of a jewelry store that catered to the rich of the rich in Boca…
  • Default Image

    Bear Hunting Preacher

    A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some…
  • Default Image

    Sick Call

    Mr. Frobisher constantly called Dr. Wilson at all hours of the day and night and would…
  • Default Image

    Country Refreshment

    A man was on a long walk in the country. He became thirsty so decided to stop at a little…
  • Default Image

    Vacuous Goober

    It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature."Her question…
  • Default Image

    Blind Pilots

    One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting…
  • chocolate

    Chocolate Laughs

    Over the years, people have come up with a number of great reasons to eat chocolate. The…
  • Default Image

    Morning Pills

    This morning, before I had my first cup of coffee and chased the cob webs from my brain,…
  • Default Image

    Take Out For Lunch

    Planning a Christmas weekend of entertaining guests, I made a list of things I needed to…

My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often he turns to me for advice. Recently, I was in the shower when he poked his head in to ask, "What should I feed Lily for lunch?"

"That's up to you," I replied. "There's all kinds of food. Why don't you pretend I'm not at home?"

A few minutes later, my cell phone rang. I answered it to hear my husband asking, "Yeah, hi, Honey. Uh...what should I feed Lily for lunch?"

Powered By JFBConnect