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    Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You

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    Too Late To Date

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    Red, Yellow, Blue

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    That's It

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    Home Maid Cure

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    Bump Start

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    ACTS 2:38

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    Speeding Juggler

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    Moving In Motivation

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    How To Know When You Are Ready For Parenthood

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    Camping Hints

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    Bicycle Accidents

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    The Congregation Replied

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    Beware of Bread

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    Things I've Learned From My Children

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A picture of genetically modified cornSigns that scientists have gone too far with genetically modified food:

*Your hot dog just fetched its own ketchup and relish.

*You spot the tell-tale signs of a primitive central nervous system in you Jell-O.

*Chocchini: looks like zucchini, tastes like a Ding Dong.

*The black-eyed peas on your fork just winked at you.

*Every time you pour a glass of orange juice, your garage door goes up.

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