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    Early

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    You Look Tired

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    Military Wisdom

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    New Discovery

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    New Apartment

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    Goober Pilots

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    Ticket Excuse

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    Amish At The Mall

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    Goober Crossing

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    Never Too Old

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    Corporate Change

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    Little Bars of Soap

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    Unwise Application Lines

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A goober decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted & the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady & rhythmic pace, but the goober begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, he grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down the side off the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up his frail grip, he leaps away from the horse to try & throw himself to safety.

Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrup & he is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground again & again. As his head is battered against the ground, he is mere moments away from unconsciousness when........

The Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
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