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    A Dog Named Bear

    Friends of ours owned a huge Great Dane named "Bear." He looked menacing but was actually…
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    Dangerous Cargo

    Our Supply Clerk at the factory where I work, discovered a box that was left on the…
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    Newlywed Grace

    A recently married man was walking with his father one day and said: "My new wife's…
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    Wedding Album

    At a wedding I recently attended, the priest called for a moment of silence to remember…
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    That's Hospital Coverage!

    Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for…
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    Divider Return

    I was checking out at the local Albertsons with just a few items and the lady behind me…
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    It Sure Is

    An elderly couple was just settling in to bed one night when the phone rang. The husband…
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    Kissing Son

    I was in line at a restaurant. In front of me was a mother with her college-age son and…
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    Passed Note

    A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher.…
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    Boat Rental

    A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found it would cost…
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    Dough Boy Drive By

    WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (really from the Associated Press) Linda Burnett, 23, was…
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    Zoo Sign

    Although fun to visit, zoos do pose certain perils. But to whom? A sign posted in the…
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    Prepared Chicken

    "May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"…
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    Doctor's Orders

    Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous…
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    Allergy Medicine

    During a revival, the visiting evangelist arrived without his allergy medicine. Our…

The executive was interviewing a goober for a position in his company.

He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

The goober quickly responded, "The living one."

 

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