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    Holding Hands

    While at the mall, I saw an elderly couple holding hands while they were walking. As they…
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    Sugar Worry

    A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious woman. "I'm diabetic and…
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    Inspiring Music

    A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to…
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    Saved by the Tomato

    A story is told of an unemployed man who is desperate to support his family. His wife…
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    Tree Faller

    While working as a radiology technician in a hospital emergency room, I took X-rays of a…
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    What It Means

    Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came by.She told the Census…
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    Shower or Tub

    New Englanders are known for their dry wit and logic.Once in Martha's Vineyard a hotel…
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    Life After Death

    "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir."…
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    Parenting Test

    MESS TEST Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the Wet…
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    Turkey Hotline

    TRUE STORIES FROM THE BUTTERBALL Turkey Hotline, where people call to get advice on how…
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    Commercial Reward

    At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for John to comment on my first attempt at…
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    Hiccups

    While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
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    Beware of Dog

    Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE…
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    Taxing Sleeps

    A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms 51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets)…
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    Mother's Flu

    (Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the flu by her meaning husband.) Monday…

As my husband, the county highway commissioner, was driving to the hospital for treatment of his painful leg, he decided to use the valet parking service so he wouldn't have to walk far. Staring at his official-looking vehicle, one of the valets asked my husband if he was driving a government car.

"Why, yes," my husband replied, surprised by the question. "In fact it's an unmarked police car."

"Wow!" the young man said, sliding behind the wheel. "This will be the first time I've been in the front seat."

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