logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Government Car

As my husband, the county highway commissioner, was driving to the hospital for treatment of his painful leg, he decided to use the valet parking service so he wouldn't have to walk far. Staring at his official-looking vehicle, one of the valets asked my husband if he was driving a government car.

"Why, yes," my husband replied, surprised by the question. "In fact it's an unmarked police car."

"Wow!" the young man said, sliding behind the wheel. "This will be the first time I've been in the front seat."

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Apples for Teachers

    There are about 50 million American children enrolled in elementary school and high…
  • Default Image

    Family Togetherness

    An older woman recently returned from her hometown in North Carolina and told a friend…
  • Default Image

    Swindled

    A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it.…
  • Default Image

    For Sale Sign

    A real-estate agent was driving around with a new trainee when she spotted a charming…
  • Default Image

    Longevity

    A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the…
  • Default Image

    Know Your Friends

    One day, a little boy visited a doctor for a vaccination. After the doctor gave him an…
  • Default Image

    18 Wheeler

    There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight the…
  • Default Image

    Pilgrim Church

    Thanksgiving day was approaching, and the family received a Thanksgiving card with a…
  • Default Image

    Tennis Take On

    A manager has to take on some sport by his doctor so he decides to play tennis. After a…
  • deer

    Deer Prayer

    The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. The…
  • phone help

    Phone Calls

    Caller: I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please. Operator: I'm…
  • Default Image

    Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 1

    1. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a…
  • Default Image

    Late For Class

    At the prestigious university there was a clear hierarchy that outlined how long one was…
  • Default Image

    Ugly Baby

    A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've…
  • Default Image

    Who Gets the Dog?

    A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys,…