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    Self Defense

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    New Duct Tape

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    Pillar Interruption

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    Television Bloopers - British Style

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    4 Year Old Rider

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    Restroom Use Policy

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    Goober Diagnosis

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    Name The Twins

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    Last Marathon

    Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was…
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    Guard Dog Karate

    A young couple lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors had been robbed,…
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    Mr. Scwartz

    Mr. Schwartz was the oldest of 7 children, so he had to quit school and work to help…
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    Computer Error

    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Bob the computer guy, to come over.…
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    Muffin Moving

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    Missed Cues

    This actually happend to CLeanLaugh list member Nila Wilhem. She writes, "Several years…
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    Bus Pole

    While riding the bus, my mother noticed a young man, who was holding onto the same pole,…
A jeweler standing behind the counter of his shop after hours was astounded to see a suspicious looking man come hurling headfirst through the window. 

"What on earth are you up to?  What just happened?" he demanded.

"I'm terribly sorry," said the man, "I forgot to let go of the brick."
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