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It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days. Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.

Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.

Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.

Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing - (good for health) means 15 days.

Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) means 30days.

Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social being) - means 15 days.

Days left 81.

7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.

Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.

Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days.

Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days.

1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!

Days left = 0

How can any student pass?

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