logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Always Corrected

    Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby, I decided the next time it happened I…
  • Default Image

    Dentist Bill

    A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained.…
  • coffee-cup

    Marriage Wakeup

    As Barb was getting to know David and his family, she was very impressed by how much his…
  • Default Image

    Epitaph Adjustment

    A new widow requested the epitaph "Rest in Peace" for her husband's tombstone. When she…
  • Default Image

    Gnashing of Teeth

    A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgement Day and, of course,…
  • Default Image

    Computer Error

    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Bob the computer guy, to come over.…
  • Default Image

    Planning Ahead

    A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond…
  • Default Image

    Radio Transmission

    This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a U.S. naval ship and…
  • Default Image

    Athiest Groceries

    There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Everyday, when the lady…
  • Default Image

    The FBI Orders Pizza

    FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under…
  • Default Image

    Life and Death

    A hospital posted a notice in the nurses' mess saying:"Remember, the first five minutes…
  • Default Image

    Census Taker

    An old man was sitting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in…
  • woman

    The Mystery Of Women

    I know I'm never going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take…
  • Default Image

    Magnet Comeback

    My friend's husband always teases her about her lack of interest in household chores. One…
  • Default Image

    Farming Dream

    The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was inter-viewing a prospective student,…

When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer.

Never tell your Mom her diet's not working.

Stay away from prunes.

Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to.

Never let your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment.

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.

Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone.

Powered By JFBConnect