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    I'll Testify To That

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    The Verge

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    Why Ask Why

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    Four Letter Surgery

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    Wedding Tears

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    Inventions That Didn't Succeed

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    Shoplifter Excuse

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    Historical Application

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    Lost In Canada

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    Major League Snacks

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    How To Know When You Are Ready For Parenthood

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    Swahili Gasp

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    Cheap Hearing Aid

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    Army Nurse Training

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When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer.

Never tell your Mom her diet's not working.

Stay away from prunes.

Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to.

Never let your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment.

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.

Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone.

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