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    Your Cat's New Year's Resolutions

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    Empty Nest Syndrome

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    10 Questions

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    Parenting Idea

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    Get Your Own

    One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and…
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    Prayers as Heard By Children

    Prayers as Heard By ChildrenFrom San Francisco: When I was a child, I learned this prayer…
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    Toaster Oven

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    Perley Moore Buys a Truck

    There was a farmer, Perley Moore, who had recently bought a truck and found that the…
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    One Per Point

    One day a professor was giving a big test to his students. He handed out all of the tests…
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    Geese V

    Q: Why is one side of the V geese make always shorter than the other? ........... A:…
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    Doctor Visit

    A guy walks into a Doctor's office. He has a sausage coming out of his ear, a waffle out…
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    Taps System

    During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me…
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    Pop Please

    While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She…
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    More To Think About

    * Ever Wondered Why ....???? If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars…
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    Where Are We?

    Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they…

When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer.

Never tell your Mom her diet's not working.

Stay away from prunes.

Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to.

Never let your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment.

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.

Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone.

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