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    Pick of the Crop

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    Ten Laws of Life

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    Y2K Backup System

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    Ecumenical Small Talk

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    Bridge Trouble

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    Small Town Justice

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    What's Good Tonight

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    Coach Call

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    Live to 100

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When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer.

Never tell your Mom her diet's not working.

Stay away from prunes.

Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to.

Never let your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment.

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.

Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone.

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