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    Giuseppe Spomdalucci

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    Just Pretend

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    Department Staff

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    Parenting Idea

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    Chocolate Calories

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    Theme Songs For Bible Characters

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    Ahh . . . Friendship

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    Interpreting Hotel Brochures

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    Will To Remember

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    Friendly Pig

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    Carrier Landings

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    Stuck Between Floors

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    Bad Sign

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    Murphy’s Laws of Parenting

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* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.

* Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.

* The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

* Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens.

* First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.

* Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.

* Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale.  Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.

* The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.

* Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed.  When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.

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