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    Dog Errand

    A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away.…
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    Muddy General

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    Dental Mommy

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    Three Rules

    One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to…
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    Intercom Repair

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    Family Records

    The following was overheard at a recent high society party..."My ancestry goes all the…
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    Can't Take It With You

    "You just go ahead," the man in the shopping mall said to his wife. "While you're…
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    Burning Call

    A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is…
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    Lost Ball

    My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18…
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    Canine Complex

    A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to…
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    Babysitting Reference

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    Country Boys

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    Baby Help

    Nancy's nephew was 4 when she was pregnant with her first kid. She allowed him to place…
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    Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You

    Your favorite section of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today."The parts that have…
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    Do Something Nice

    Unable to attend the funeral after his Uncle Charlie died, a man who lived far away…
"I have good news and bad news," the defence attorney told his client.

"First the bad news.  The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with that found at the crime scene."

"Oh, no!" cried the client.  "What's the good news?"

"Your cholesterol is only 180."
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