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    Police Baste

    A State Police colleague of mine once received a call from a woman who asked him how to…
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    Roughing It

    A friend and his wife were considering traveling to Alaska for a trip that the husband…
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    Zoo Trip

    Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his…
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    Revocation of Independence

    Remember when the US election took so long to decide back in November of 2000? Here's a…
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    Goober Golf Dispute

    Two goobers were starting a round of Golf together. On the first tee, the first guy…
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    Whale Speak

    An expert on whales was telling friends about some of the unusual findings he had made.…
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    Bosses Night

    At an annual Bosses Night dinner for Helena, Montana, lawyers, sponsored by legal…
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    2 Bad Days

    You're NOT having a bad day ... these people had bad days: 1. The average cost of…
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    Window Savings

    A window salesman phoned a customer. "Hello, Mr. Brown," said the sales rep. "I'm calling…
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    Reading Problem

    A patient came to me to discuss her nine year old son who was having difficulty reading.…
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    Flight Instructions

    During a business trip to Boeing's Everett, Washington factory, I noticed several 747 and…
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    Why Some Countries CAN'T Go Metric

    If the metric system did ever take over, we'd have to change our thinking to the…
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    Ancestry

    The following was overheard at a recent 'high society' party."My ancestry goes back all…
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    Wakeup Fight

    Following an especially angry argument, Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to bed not speaking to…
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    Dumb Sports Quotes

    Dumb Sports Quotes *"And here's Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a…
"I have good news and bad news," the defence attorney told his client.

"First the bad news.  The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with that found at the crime scene."

"Oh, no!" cried the client.  "What's the good news?"

"Your cholesterol is only 180."
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