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Lion Attack

Two wildlife documentary film makers were filming a wild lion in Africa when they both noticed that the lion was about to attack them.

One of the men put down his camera and slowly began changing from his boots into a pair of running shoes. The other man saw this and said, "You know you can't outrun a lion don't you?"

The other man reply's "The way I see it, all I have to do is keep ahead of you and I'll be all right!"

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