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    White Hairs

    One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen…
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    CIA Note

    A college graduate applied for a job at the Central Intelligence Agency. Together with…
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    Pickup Backfire

    Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son's room, a mother finally…
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    Driving Flash

    A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash.Astounded…
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    Hearing Request

    During a January revival an evangelist asked the people in line what they needed.One…
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    Understanding the Signs

    Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing…
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    Time Management

    The church wanted to help their congregation cope better with the stresses of modern…
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    Military Computer

    Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The…
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    The Big Sale

    It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and an advertisement in the local…
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    Second Wave

    While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the…
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    Speeding Juggler

    A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the…
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    Simple Support

    Last week my wife and I purchased a new computer. We ran into some difficulties while…
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    Battle Hymn of Term Finals

    Mine eyes have seen the horrorOf the ending of the termIt has poisoned all my spiritsLike…
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    Cheap Rhymes With Jeep

    A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I…
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    Morning Kiss

    A farmer and his wife had just awakened one morning to the crowing of their rooster.…

My girlfriend called me as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And now I can't find it!"

I replied, "Aren't you talking on it!?"

There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality of the situation sank in - followed by, "You are NOT going to tell anybody about this!"

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