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    Actual Church Signs

    Reported to be actual church signs.... 1. Free Trip to heaven. Details inside! 2. Try our…
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    Oversensitive Reply

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    Anniversary Card

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    Fridge Magnet Smiles

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    Singing Practice

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    Money Call

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    Welcome to the Neighborhood

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    Novice Immerser

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    The Lord's Prayer - Sort of

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    Moving Label

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    Award Shows

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    Name That Baby

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My girlfriend called me as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And now I can't find it!"

I replied, "Aren't you talking on it!?"

There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality of the situation sank in - followed by, "You are NOT going to tell anybody about this!"

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