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    Dangling Participles

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    Goober Release

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    Marine Comeback

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    Translation Please

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    Coffee Delivery

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    What A Hoot

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    Speeding Juggler

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    Carjacking Foiled

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    Burglar and Vicar

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    Namesake Care

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    Excuse Me Driver

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    Starting Over

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    Guard Dog

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    First Case Tried

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My girlfriend called me as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And now I can't find it!"

I replied, "Aren't you talking on it!?"

There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality of the situation sank in - followed by, "You are NOT going to tell anybody about this!"

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