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~ Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

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~ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

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~ Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man

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~ War Dims Hope For Peace

~ If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While

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~ Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years

~ Man is Fatally Slain

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~ Death Causes Loneliness, Feelings of Isolation

~ Defendants Speech Ends in Long Sentence

~ Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

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~ Police Discover Crack in Australia

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~ William Kelly, 87, was Fed Secretary

~ Collegians are Turning to Vegetables

~ Scientists to Have Ford's Ear

~ Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water

~ Hershey Bars Protest

~ County Officials to Talk Rubbish

~ Carter Plans Swell Deficit

~ Caribbean Islands Drift to Left

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