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    Happy Marriage

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    Church Hopping

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    Interesting thoughts

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    Gender Request

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    The Bethelehem Innkeeper's Top 10 Excuses

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    Toilet Brush

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    Vacation Report

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    Are You The Defendant?

    The judge read the charges, then asked, "Are you the defendant in this case?""No sir,…
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    Creative Duelling

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    Stolen Turkey

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    Found Wallet

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    Ask Jeeves

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    Dollar Math

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    Martha's Way vs My Way

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This morning, before I had my first cup of coffee and chased the cob webs from my brain, there was a bit of a mess-up with the pills on the kitchen counter.

I wish to announce to any of those interested that I shall now be heartworm-free for the next 30 days.

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