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    Turn Around

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    Thanksgiving Forecast

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    Swerving Goober

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    Realistic Fishing Proverb

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    Getting Younger

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    Foreign Encounter

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    Correction

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    Dog Breeding Made Absurd

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    Things to do when seeing Lord Of The Rings:

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    Miracle Cure

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    Stranded on a Desert Island

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    Tell Tale Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work

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    What Am I?

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At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. Entertain. And stay home at night!"

An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Girl, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

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