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    Stray Cat Rules

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    Modern Day Proverbs

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    Lock Jaw

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    Yesterday Computer Song

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    Vacation Report

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    Why Are You Here?

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    Tax Colors

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    Eyes Gone

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Our division had to repaint our Humvees to a sand color for Desert Storm. The result was a pinkish hue, and the jokes began.

One wag renamed us the Pink Panzer Division, but the best was the Humvee bumper sticker:

"Ask me about Mary Kay."

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