logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Fruit Cake Top Ten

    Top Ten Uses for Fruit Cake10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table.9. Use…
  • Default Image

    Exercise

    - I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.- I…
  • Default Image

    Good Old Dave

    Morris walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into…
  • Default Image

    Diagnosis

    The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an…
  • Default Image

    Ladder Borrow

    My next-door neighbor and I frequently borrow things from each other. Not long ago, when…
  • Default Image

    Camping Privacy

    Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their…
  • Default Image

    Community Paper

    Glenelg, Maryland is such a small community, I was surprised that they had a community…
  • Default Image

    More Sayings

    Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Life is an…
  • Default Image

    Denture Feedback

    A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set…
  • Default Image

    Learned in Yale

    A wealthy contractor liked to know something about all the employees who worked for him.…
  • Default Image

    Card Name

    A customer called the airline's reservation office to pay for his ticket with a credit…
  • Default Image

    Next Question

    In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the…
  • Default Image

    Lost Pigs

    Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered…
  • Default Image

    Duck Food

    Duck : Do you have any duck food? Storekeeper: No Duck : Do you have any duck food?…
  • An historic tour company dressed their employees in colonial dress.

    Colonial Break

    A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial…
At a recent computer software engineering course, the participants were given an awkward question to answer:

"If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?"

Among the ensuing forest of raised hands only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay aboard.

With his team's software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
Powered By JFBConnect