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What's Wrong Now?

My friend, an ex-Marine Aviator wanted to show off his new twin-engine plane. I was…
What Mom Really Wants

Top 10 List of what Moms REALLY want for Mother's Day 10. To be able to eat a whole candy…
TV Quote

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one…
Perfect

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a…
Guard Dog Sniff

My boyfriend, Tim, a mechanic, does work for the Air Force Academy. One day, a guard…
Cooking Terms

Tongue: A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a…
Ladle Rat Rotten Hut

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder…
Mother Tongue

I figured out why they call our language the "Mother Tongue." Fathers never get a chance…
Top Ten Y2K Survivalists To Do Lis

10. Apologize to neighbors about the tripwire incident...offer to replace dog. 9. Take up…
Goober Love Poem

Collards is green my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.…
Women Drivers

(Don't judge a joke by its title.) Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I…
Military Chat

During the second Gulf War, I was an Air Force colonel. I routinely flew on different…
Burning Call

A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is…
Out of This World Bait

My daughter-in-law Alma and grandson Eddy were digging for fishing bait in my garden.…
The ABC Song

Customer: “Hey, can you help me find this book?” Me: “Sure.” (He holds up a piece of…