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    8-Year-Old Asks

    An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy,…
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    Think of a Number

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    Sibling Takings

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    Worker Ants

    The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker…
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    The Envelope Please

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    Getting Older

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    Wedding Report

    "How did the wedding go?" asked the preacher's wife."Just fine until I asked the bride if…
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    New Medical Technology

    A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several…
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    10 Puns

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    Moving Label

    Having moved 15 times during our 37-year marriage, my husband and I appreciate movers who…
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    The Same Taste

    Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its sexy…
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    Computer Error

    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Bob the computer guy, to come over.…
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    62nd Birthday

    My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I…
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    One Little Square

    A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mum, what`s…

The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college President, "you already make more than the entire History department."

"Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with," the coach blustered. "Look." He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. "Run over to my office and see if I'm there," he ordered. Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath. "You're not there, sir," he reported.

"Oh, I see what you mean," conceded the President, scratching his head. "I would have phoned."

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