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    Tea For Two

    Little Johnny was left to fix lunch. When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed…
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    Vampire Bat

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    Computer Support Woes

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    Sunday Paper

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    Pastoral Visit

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    Check The Mirror

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    Resume Help

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    Photo Apology

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    Collateral

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    One-Liners

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    Rainy Weather Humor

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    Newlywed Compromise

    For our first New Year's together as a married couple, my wife offered me a choice of…
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    Grandma Thanks

    A grandmother was headed out the door to go to church one Sunday when she got a call from…
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    Finishing

    My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So…
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    Religious Lady On Plane

    There was a religious lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so…

The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college President, "you already make more than the entire History department."

"Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with," the coach blustered. "Look." He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. "Run over to my office and see if I'm there," he ordered. Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath. "You're not there, sir," he reported.

"Oh, I see what you mean," conceded the President, scratching his head. "I would have phoned."

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