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    Why Teachers Go Gray

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    Yard Sale Anger

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    Work Confusion

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    Photo Radar

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    Play Quietly

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    Back Seat Johnny

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    Professor Turns Plumber

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    Application To Date My Daughter

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    Water Dorm

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    Sunday Service

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    Swindled

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    The Law of Parenthood

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    Police Rescue

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    Minister Call

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    Life and Death

    A hospital posted a notice in the nurses' mess saying:"Remember, the first five minutes…

My husband and I had bought some gadgets for our almost teen-age grandsons and were leaving the store when we realized we didn't have batteries. He stepped over to a counter to get the batteries but couldn't attract the attention of the clerk.

I waited for a little while then said, "I'll get a clerk over here real fast." With that, I pulled out my pocket tape measure and started measuring a large TV set.

Amazingly, a clerk leap-frogged over several pieces of furniture to reach my side in jig time. To his "May I help you?" I said, "Of course. I'll take 8 of those batteries over there."

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