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    Puppy Mark

    An effusive client brought a litter of puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations…
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    Top Tips For Cheapskates

    Top Tips For Cheapskates~ Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books.…
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    Location Question

    Tiring of the same old buzz cut from the base barber at Fort Dix, New Jersey, I went into…
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    Ten Laws of Life

    1. When ones hands are covered in oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start to itch.…
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    All You Can Drink

    There was a business man driving down this country road when he spotted a little boy that…
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    Three Gifts

    Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they…
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    Out of the Loop

    Mr. Norton was in the hospital recovering from an operation when the nurse on duty…
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    Goober Grave Readers

    Three goobers, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were walking home late one night and found themselves…
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    Murphy's Laws on Computers

    *Murphy's Laws on Computers*- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it.-…
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    Cinnamon Rolls

    At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for my husband to comment on my first attempt at…
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    Take Out For Lunch

    Planning a Christmas weekend of entertaining guests, I made a list of things I needed to…
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    Goober Line Painter

    A goober who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was…
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    Ride To Church

    A teenager who had just received her learner's permit offered to drive her parents to…
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    50 Years - 5 Minutes

    On an airplane, I overheard a stewardess talking to an elderly couple in front of…
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    Clean Cup

    Bill and Doug went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they…
Five things you don't want to hear from Tech Support:

1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

2. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

3. "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

4. "Press 1 for Support.
Press 2 if you're with ‘60 minutes.'
Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

5. "Hold on a second, please ... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
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