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    Shopping On Up

    In a upscale department store, every night at closing time one of our customer-service…
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    Theory Testing Contest

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    Noah Glue

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    Lamentation For Our Kids

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    State of the Pastor

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    Parking Lot Stay

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    Garage Keys

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    Dog Driver

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    Bedtime Suggestion

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    Who Gets the Dog?

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    A Captain's Tale

    Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly-man who showed no fear in…
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    Lost In The Translation

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    Mowing the Lawn

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    A Good Haircut

    Our supervisor recently made a casual comment about my shaggy mane of hair. He then went…
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    Jean Squeeze

    A woman had gained a few pounds. It was most noticeable to her when she squeezed into a…
Five things you don't want to hear from Tech Support:

1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

2. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

3. "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

4. "Press 1 for Support.
Press 2 if you're with ‘60 minutes.'
Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

5. "Hold on a second, please ... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
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