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    Golden Bear Answer

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    "If It" Office Advice

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    Zoo Thank You

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    Family Togetherness

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    Dining Problem

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    You Know You're in Trouble When

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    "Dilbert Quote" Contest

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    Checking Newbie

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    Open Microphone

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    Thoughtful Sidney

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    No E-mail (copyrighted??)

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Five things you don't want to hear from Tech Support:

1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

2. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

3. "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

4. "Press 1 for Support.
Press 2 if you're with ‘60 minutes.'
Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

5. "Hold on a second, please ... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
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