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    Getting Closer

    Our son, who's in the Army stationed in Georgia, invited my husband and me for a visit.…
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    Forgotten Watch

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    Backwoods Labor

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    Shaving Comeback

    I can't say I've ever gotten a shave from a barber, but I've seen others who have. I was…
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    Street Name

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    Artist's Sketch

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    Flower Switch

    A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for…
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    Buying Shoes

    A man walked into a shoe store, and tried on a pair of shoes."How do they feel?" asked…
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    The End Of The World

    When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The…
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    VIP Impression

    My husband was once employed in the printing division of a large manufacturing firm. One…
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    Goober Guide to Household tools

    A goober's guide to household tools: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it…
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    Shoebox Dolls

    A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They…
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    Child Perspective on Retirement

    A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the…
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    Blizzard Police

    While driving through Buffalo after a heavy snow storm, a motorist noted a policeman,…
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    Tailing Truck

    A large truck was tailing my son as he drove through town with his girlfriend. The truck…
Five things you don't want to hear from Tech Support:

1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

2. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

3. "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

4. "Press 1 for Support.
Press 2 if you're with ‘60 minutes.'
Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

5. "Hold on a second, please ... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
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