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    Grasshopper in Bar

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    Boat 99

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    Glacier Work

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    Hawaii Pronunciation

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    Anthill Golf

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    Muffin Moving

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    Chemistry Stir

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    18 Things That Never Happened On Star Trek

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    Ready, Set, Go

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    Lost Bible

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    Wayward Cessna

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    Toilet Repair

    Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire…
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    Mom's Bath Note

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Five things you don't want to hear from Tech Support:

1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

2. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

3. "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

4. "Press 1 for Support.
Press 2 if you're with ‘60 minutes.'
Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

5. "Hold on a second, please ... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
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