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    Texas Vacation

    A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. "It sounds as if you had a…
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    Take Out For Lunch

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    Marriage Marathon

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    First Date Nerves

    A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks…
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    Fish Heads

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    Preacher's Best Years

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    Radio Transmission

    This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a U.S. naval ship and…
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    Sunday Drive

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    Forgive Your Enemies

    The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a…
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    2 Best Recipes

    Newlywed Wife: "The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie."Newlywed Husband:…
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    Smart As A Brick

    While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands…
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    Payment Plan

    Pete and Gladys were looking at a new living room suite in the furniture store.Pete said…
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    Grasshopper in Bar

    A grasshopper goes into a bar and hops on to a barstool to order a drink. The bartender…
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    Behavior Modification

    One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office.When I walked…
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    Baseball Class

    A professor at the Michigan State University was known for giving boring, cliche-ridden…
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1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

2. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

3. "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

4. "Press 1 for Support.
Press 2 if you're with ‘60 minutes.'
Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

5. "Hold on a second, please ... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
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