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    Midterm Exam

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    Centipede Snack

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    Fishing Trip

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    Reasons Why Farm Trucks Are Never Stolen

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    Vat A Country!

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    Corporate Can-Do

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    Sunday Complaints

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    Cow Puzzler

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    Ski Wax

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    You Know You Have A Bad Computer When

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    Funeral Weather

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    Church Dictionary

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    50 Years - 5 Minutes

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    More, More Church Bulletin Bloopers

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One of the burdens of office of the small town mayor was his brother in-law, a fellow who liked to throw his or, rather, his in-law's political weight around. The mayor had instructed his policemen and other city officials to treat him just like they would any other taxpayer.

The brother-in-law got a ticket for overtime parking. He immediately descended in fury on police headquarters, waving the ticket and sputtering, "Hey, do you know who I am?"

The desk sergeant surveyed him calmly, picked up his telephone and dialed the mayor's office. "Tell the mayor," he said to the secretary, "that his brother-in-law is down here and can't remember his name."

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