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Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village. 

"What's this place called?" he asked the station attendant.

"All depends," the native drawled. 

"Do you mean by them that has to live in this ugly, moth-eaten, dust-covered dump, or by them that's merely enjoying its quaint and picturesque rustic charms for a short spell."

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