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    Enlisting Choices

    "Daddy," said my 11-year-old daughter, "I think I want to join the Army.""Baby," I…
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    I'm Not Old - I'm Just Mature

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    Sharon's Shampoo

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    Away From His Desk

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    Market Conditions

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    Forced Landing

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    You know you're growing old when..

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    Bridge Over Troubled Waters

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    Managing a Flag Pole

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    Bulletin Humor

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    Maturity Under Attack

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    Ways To Drive A Man Crazy

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    Typing Test

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    Go Get Grandma

    When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging…
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    Quick Proposal

    At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he…

shoppingAn elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.

"Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?"

The woman replied, "Then I'll be sure my family visits me twice a week."

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