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2 Words

monkA man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could only speak two words at the end of every seven years.

The first seven years passed and his overseer took the man into a small room. His 2 word were, "too cold."

The next seven years passed and he was taken back into the small room. This time his 2 words were, "bad food."

The next seven years passed he was taken back into the small room. This time his 2 words were, "I quit."

"Good," his supervisor said. "All you have done is complain."

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