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What's for Dinner?
- Pastor Tim
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What's for dinner?
Can't eat beef......mad cow
Can't eat chicken...... bird flu
Can't eat eggs..... possible Salmonella
Can't eat pork.....fears that bird flu will infect piggies. Also trichinosis
Can't eat fish....... heavy metals in the waters have poisoned their meat
Can't eat fruits and veggies....... insecticides and herbicides
Can't eat potatoes, pasta, bread, rice.......nasty carbsHmmmmmmmm! I believe that leaves.......Chocolate.
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