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    Men's Thesaurus

    "IT'S A GUY THING"Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it,…
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    Moth Madness

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    Sugar Packets Announcement

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    12 Days of Fastfood

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    Roman Numerals

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    Gender Smarts

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    Anesthesia

    An oral surgeon was scheduled to extract four wisdom teeth from Jim, a high-school…
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    New Medical Technology

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    Government Work

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    Return Policy

    The store's policy on returns was prominently posted at every register as well as…
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    Note From Judge

    During court one busy day, the judge quietly passed the clerk a note reading: "Blind on…
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    Scale Pondering

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    Looking For Mike

    After directory assistance gave Glenda her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed…
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    Taxi Grad

    A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his…
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    Golfer's Tale

    A group of golfers were telling tall stories. At last came a veteran's turn. "Well," he…

What's for dinner?

Can't eat beef......mad cow

Can't eat chicken...... bird flu

Can't eat eggs..... possible Salmonella

Can't eat pork.....fears that bird flu will infect piggies. Also trichinosis

Can't eat fish....... heavy metals in the waters have poisoned their meat

Can't eat fruits and veggies....... insecticides and herbicides

Can't eat potatoes, pasta, bread, rice.......nasty carbs

Hmmmmmmmm! I believe that leaves.......Chocolate.

 

 

 

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