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What's for Dinner?

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What's for dinner?

Can't eat beef......mad cow

Can't eat chicken...... bird flu

Can't eat eggs..... possible Salmonella

Can't eat pork.....fears that bird flu will infect piggies. Also trichinosis

Can't eat fish....... heavy metals in the waters have poisoned their meat

Can't eat fruits and veggies....... insecticides and herbicides

Can't eat potatoes, pasta, bread, rice.......nasty carbs

Hmmmmmmmm! I believe that leaves.......Chocolate.

 

 

 

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