logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    You Look Tired

    A coworker told me that I looked tired. "I am," I said. "I just finished 50 push-ups."…
  • Default Image

    Game Time

    A father took his five-year-old son to several baseball games where The Star-Spangled…
  • Default Image

    Patient Problem

    When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his…
  • Default Image

    Surgery Headache

    A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump…
  • Default Image

    Sheriff Vet

    The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang,…
  • Default Image

    Running Away

    A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He…
  • Default Image

    Young Guy's "BG"

    At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and…
  • Default Image

    Shopkeeper's Competition

    The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next…
  • Default Image

    How To Train A Cat

    Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of…
  • Default Image

    Why Are You Here?

    A man dressed as napoleon went to see a psychiatrist at the urging of his wife. "What's…
  • pay phone

    Listening In

    A long time ago, before the days of cell phones, I needed to call home, and the only pay…
  • Default Image

    Pit Falls

    This particular man was taking a shortcut through the graveyard one dark night. That was…
  • Default Image

    Directions

    A friend was thinking about buying a new house in the country and asked me to come out…
  • Default Image

    Check that Address!

    Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He…
  • Default Image

    Interactive Weather

    Our part of the country had gone for weeks with little or no rain. The TV weatherman, on…

What's for dinner?

Can't eat beef......mad cow

Can't eat chicken...... bird flu

Can't eat eggs..... possible Salmonella

Can't eat pork.....fears that bird flu will infect piggies. Also trichinosis

Can't eat fish....... heavy metals in the waters have poisoned their meat

Can't eat fruits and veggies....... insecticides and herbicides

Can't eat potatoes, pasta, bread, rice.......nasty carbs

Hmmmmmmmm! I believe that leaves.......Chocolate.

 

 

 

Powered By JFBConnect