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    More Bulletin Bloopers

    Several members who have been in the hospital are not on their way to recovery, for which…
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    The Night Before Finals

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    Biggest Lie

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    Behavior Modification

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    Homework Help

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    Let's Play House

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    Speeding Registration

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    Nephew Caddy

    My five-year-old nephew wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game. "You have to count my…
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    Looking For Mike

    After directory assistance gave Glenda her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed…
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    Free to Go

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    Sick Days

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    Natural Antibiotic

    While serving as associate pastor in a church in the California gold country, I had an…
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    Helping Mom

    A little while after my mother was widowed, it became apparent that she was unable to…
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    Kids View of Science

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    More Newspaper Bloopers

    Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on "Destructive Pests". A…

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket.

"It seems everyone is out to get me lately. How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.

The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky.

"You mean," asked the motorist, "that I'm not just being paranoid? Even *He* is trying to get me?"

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