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    Kettle Rescue

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what…
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    Dog Growth

    A distraught dog owner called his vet pleading for an immediate appointment. He explained…
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    "Brake Down"

    My boss' wife Sherry was exasperated with her younger sister, who bought an unreliable…
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    Second Try

    Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m., I discovered that it had not been one…
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    Hickbonics

    The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless…
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    Top 10 Signs that you company is planning to lay you off.

    10. You frequently overhear the CEO mumbling, "Eeny-Meeny-Miney-You"9. The guys from the…
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    Hospital Forms

    In the admitting office of our hospital, some patients were filling out forms, others…
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    Always Corrected

    Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby, I decided the next time it happened I…
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    Mother And Child

    A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly…
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    Blind Pilots

    One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting…
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    Car Warning

    A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his…
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    Definitions

    ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.…
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    Rules For Choosing A Superhero Name

    *Rules For Choosing A Superhero Name*1. Don't call yourself by your real name: e.g., Ms.…
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    Getting Older Lines

    Now that I'm older....here's what I've discovered: I STARTED out with nothing....I still…
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    Inferior Bags

    It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large…

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket.

"It seems everyone is out to get me lately. How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.

The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky.

"You mean," asked the motorist, "that I'm not just being paranoid? Even *He* is trying to get me?"

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