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    Sam's Fishing

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    Lost Bid

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    Taxi Craze

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    Radiator Cap Repair

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    Barbecue Forks

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    Parrot Skills

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    SPCA Rescue

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    Psychology Course

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    Eclipse Memos

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    Signs Your Garage Needs to be Cleaned

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    Someone At The Door

    A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to…
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    Police Baste

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    Vet Visit

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    Best Out Of Office Replies

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    Gardening Help

    An old man living alone in South Armagh, whose only son was in Long Kesh Prison, didn't…

A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks.

The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn't understand what they were doing.

Finally, he approached the workers and asked, "I appreciate how hard you're both working, but what on earth are you doing? It seems that one of you digs a hole, and then the other guy immediately fills it back up again.

One of the city workers explained, "The third guy who plants the trees is off sick today."

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