logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Miracle Cure

    Doctor Bloom who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis had a waiting room full of…
  • Default Image

    Roast Woes

    The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of…
  • Default Image

    Vacation Report

    Christmas Break was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations. She…
  • puppies

    Puppy Mark

    An effusive client brought a litter of puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations…
  • Default Image

    2 Best Recipes

    Newlywed Wife: "The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie."Newlywed Husband:…
  • Default Image

    Get the Picture

    Two weeks after my one-year-old's photo shoot, I returned to the studio to view the…
  • parrot

    Bilingual Parrot

    This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. He sees one on a perch with a red string…
  • Default Image

    Helping Sam at Church

    Because our former small-town parish was not a wealthy one, our pastor was dependent on…
  • Default Image

    Late For Work

    For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a…
  • Default Image

    Pet Training

    A rolled up newspaper can be an effective pet training tool when used properly.For…
  • Default Image

    Battle Of The Dogs

    The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued…
  • Default Image

    Morning Kiss

    A farmer and his wife had just awakened one morning to the crowing of their rooster.…
  • Default Image

    Men, Dogs, Women

    1. How Dogs and Men Are the Same Both take up too much space on the bed.Both have…
  • dog2

    10 Common Canine Complaints

    1. Building mounted fire hose connections are no substitute for a real hydrant. 2. "Why…
  • cooking

    Martha's Way vs. My Way #2

    Martha's way: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a…
In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.

~ ~ ~ ~

On the grave of Ezekiel Aikle in East
Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:
Here lies Ezekiel Aikle, Age 102.
The Good Die Young.

~ ~ ~ ~

In a London, England cemetery:
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.
Dec. 8, 1767

~ ~ ~ ~

In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:
Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted bread,
And the Lord sent them manna.
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.
Powered By JFBConnect