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    Wedding Tears

    During my brother's wedding, my mother managed to keep from crying until she glanced at…
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    Meatloaf

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    Hiccup Cure

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    Manservant

    Because of a shortage of maids, the minister's wife advertised for a manservant. The next…
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    Laws of Parenthood

    There is the Law of Gravity - And then, there is the Law of ParenthoodA child's behavior…
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    Dream Woman

    A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of…
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    TV Quote

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    Beef Prices

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    Fishing Advice

    Two buddies are fishing, but they haven't caught anything all day. Then, another…
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    Government Solution

    Thought you might and others might enjoy what happened to me (Tina and Tim Saltsman) the…
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    Honeymoon Toast

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    No Stairs

    An older lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the…
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    Mule Solution

    A Missouri farmer passed away and left 17 mules to his three sons. The instructions left…
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    Truck-Stop Harassment

    A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in.…
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    Y2K - Not so Bad

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You know you're growing old when...

..you've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.

..the bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car ... in the "ten items or less" lane.

..you've stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your parents.

..you buy "age-defying" makeup and "anti-wrinkle" creams and believe they work.

..you've realized that all those geeky people in Bermuda shorts walking around Disney World include you.

..you've had three opportunities to buy every single Disney Animated Classic "for the last time in a generation."

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