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    Computer One-liners - Part 1

    Computer One-liners - Part 1Hard Disk space: the final frontier!Hardware: The parts of a…
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    $50 Question

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    Suspicious Delivery

    There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the…
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    Business Report

    My company had a successful year, and at the annual meeting, employees eagerly awaited…
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    Wake Up!

    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the…
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    Scientist's Convention

    In the far distant future in the year 4527, a number of scientists from all over the…
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    Marine Comeback

    During mail call one evening at Marine Corps boot camp, I received several letters from…
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    Ships Passing

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    Novice Immerser

    The young son of a Baptist minister was in church one morning when he saw for the first…
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    Road Crew Signs

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    Rattlesnakes

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    Do Something Nice

    Unable to attend the funeral after his Uncle Charlie died, a man who lived far away…
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    Mule Solution

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    Church Bulletin Bloopers

    The following have all genuinely appeared in church bulletins!* Next weekend's Fasting &…
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    Tap Away

    During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me…

You know you're growing old when...

..you've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.

..the bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car ... in the "ten items or less" lane.

..you've stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your parents.

..you buy "age-defying" makeup and "anti-wrinkle" creams and believe they work.

..you've realized that all those geeky people in Bermuda shorts walking around Disney World include you.

..you've had three opportunities to buy every single Disney Animated Classic "for the last time in a generation."

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