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    Puppy Love

    For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up…
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    How Do You Spell That

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    Macho Dude

    A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "Macho", and went out walking with one of…
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    Things Moms Would Never Say

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    Technical Terms for the Strictly Amish

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    Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 3

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    How To Simulate The Life Of A Sailor

    How To Simulate The Life Of A Sailor~ Buy a steel dumpster, paint it gray inside and out,…
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    Argument Settled

    The other day, Avril and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would…
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    Advertising Terms Explained

    *Advertising Terms Explained*NEW - Different color from previous design.ALL NEW - Parts…
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    Bible Confusion

    The little girl was sitting with her grandmother, who had presented her with her first…
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    Game Question

    The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded…
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    CD Generation

    After I bought my mother a compact-disc player and some CDs, she was excited to discover…
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    Cow Puzzler

    This is a cool puzzler. See if you can follow it - out loud is even better!1. Say COW…
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    Potential Company Mergers

    Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs Fairchild Electronics and…
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    Dead Politicians

    A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught…

You know you're growing old when...

..you've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.

..the bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car ... in the "ten items or less" lane.

..you've stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your parents.

..you buy "age-defying" makeup and "anti-wrinkle" creams and believe they work.

..you've realized that all those geeky people in Bermuda shorts walking around Disney World include you.

..you've had three opportunities to buy every single Disney Animated Classic "for the last time in a generation."

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