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    Sermon Overtime

    The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well…
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    Lost In Jail

    I was reviewing my client's case with him in prison when it was announced that visitors…
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    You Know You're in Trouble When

    You know you'rein trouble when ... Your accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked…
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    Do It Yourself

    When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a…
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    Job Interview

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    Movie Seats

    After I had purchased movie tickets for myself and my girlfriend, she went inside to find…
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    Vow of Silence

    A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for seven years. Then…
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    Signal Shot

    The new ensign was standing his first night watch on the bridge of a destroyer. Far out…
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    Impressive Dinner

    A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of…
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    Wedding Cake Verse

    A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding…
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    Hiccups Cure

    A man entered a drug store and asked to see the pharmacist. When the pharmacist came out,…
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    Sunday Service

    A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the…
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    Sorry I'm Late Mom

    Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the ringing of my phone. In a sleepy grumpy…
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    Employee of the Month

    Chuck Rogers, a self employed marketing consultant, has won his company's 'Employee of…

You know you're growing old when...

..you've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.

..the bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car ... in the "ten items or less" lane.

..you've stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your parents.

..you buy "age-defying" makeup and "anti-wrinkle" creams and believe they work.

..you've realized that all those geeky people in Bermuda shorts walking around Disney World include you.

..you've had three opportunities to buy every single Disney Animated Classic "for the last time in a generation."

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