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    Words and Questions From the Wise

    *Words and Questions From the "Wise"* I intend to live forever. So far, so good. If…
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    Church Mice Problem

    Three Pastors were having lunch together at a diner.The first Pastor said, "Ya know,…
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    Small Town Justice

    A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.…
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    Sign Fun

    *Sign Fun*On a California freeway: Fine for LitteringIn the window of an Atlanta clothing…
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    Casual Day

    I used to work for a large company, they often did special things for us to make work a…
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    Failing Eyesight

    An older lady was expecting a gentleman friend to call on her later in the day. She was…
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    Why Don't I see You?

    A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always the preacher was…
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    Goober Catch

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Frequently Asked Questions About Health Care

    *Frequently Asked Questions About Health Care*Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is…
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    Strange Exam Answers

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    Security Tips

    The following are notices that homeowners can place in a few strategic locations to keep…
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    Ahh . . . Friendship

    A man, fond of practical jokes, decided late one night to send his friend a collect…
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    Aerobic Dismay

    Concerned about fitness in my middle 40s, I enrolled in an aerobics class. To my dismay I…
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    Argument Settled

    The other day, Avril and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would…
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    Double Talking Dentist

    "Open wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient."Good…

You know you're growing old when...

..you've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.

..the bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car ... in the "ten items or less" lane.

..you've stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your parents.

..you buy "age-defying" makeup and "anti-wrinkle" creams and believe they work.

..you've realized that all those geeky people in Bermuda shorts walking around Disney World include you.

..you've had three opportunities to buy every single Disney Animated Classic "for the last time in a generation."

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