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    Untouched for 600 Years

    A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. "This…
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    Chicken Farming

    A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city…
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    Ten Dresses

    My mom got mad at my dad the other day and went shopping to relieve her irritation. When…
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    Supermarket Saavy

    One day my brother-in-law noticed an elderly lady slowly pushing a cart through the…
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    Re-Gifting

    She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, she thought, I have that…
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    Mom's Time Out

    My Parents had not been out together in quite some time.One Saturday, as Mom was…
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    Finally

    A man was sleeping when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up, someone is breaking in!"…
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    Pygmy Hunter

    A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pigmy standing…
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    First Things First

    Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $64,000 Question. The night before the…
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    Hymns vs. Choruses

    THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HYMNS AND PRAISE CHORUSES An old farmer went to the city one…
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    Keyboard Switch

    For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers…
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    Interview Question

    "Now this is the verbal part of your employment test," said the interviewer. "Can you…
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    Vet Visit

    In his younger days our golden retriever Catcher often ran away when he had the chance.…
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    Dollar Measure

    Our mom needed a new mattress for her antique bed, so my brother, Josh, and I decided to…
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    Stork Reunion

    A man took his little boy to the zoo for the very first time. Each time they would see a…

You know you're growing old when...

..you've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.

..the bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car ... in the "ten items or less" lane.

..you've stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your parents.

..you buy "age-defying" makeup and "anti-wrinkle" creams and believe they work.

..you've realized that all those geeky people in Bermuda shorts walking around Disney World include you.

..you've had three opportunities to buy every single Disney Animated Classic "for the last time in a generation."

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