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    Bible Hunt

    One fellow was violently tearing through his Bible in a desperate search when a friend…
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    The Company Car

    The Company Car...1. It accelerates at a phenomenal rate.2. It has a much shorter braking…
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    Noise Abatement

    "Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise…
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    Ugly Suit

    When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but…
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    Turning Left

    My teenaged niece Elizabeth was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving…
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    Family Feud Answers

    *Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on the game show Family…
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    Bank Enunciation

    Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to…
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    Battle Hymn of Term Finals

    Mine eyes have seen the horrorOf the ending of the termIt has poisoned all my spiritsLike…
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    Battling Salons

    A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established…
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    100GB bug

    Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the…
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    Basic Training

    For some recruits, there is nothing basic about basic training. It was clear that one…
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    5 Toughest Questions Women Ask Men

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    Duelling Judges

    Tyler and Katz, two judges, were each arrested on speeding charges. When they arrived in…
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    "Grace"ous Host

    A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old…
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    Magnet Comeback

    My friend's husband always teases her about her lack of interest in household chores. One…

You know you're growing old when...

..you've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.

..the bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car ... in the "ten items or less" lane.

..you've stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your parents.

..you buy "age-defying" makeup and "anti-wrinkle" creams and believe they work.

..you've realized that all those geeky people in Bermuda shorts walking around Disney World include you.

..you've had three opportunities to buy every single Disney Animated Classic "for the last time in a generation."

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