Monthly Archive

May 2010

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 838 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
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quote #0663

"We are not human beings going through a temporary spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings going through a temporary human experience." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1710
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quote #0662

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." - Barry Switzer read more..

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quote #0669

"You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!" read more..

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1720
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quote #0668

"Prayer is asking for rain. Faith is carrying the umbrella." read more..

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quote #0667

"In those times I can't seem to find God, I rest in the assurance He knows how to find me." - Neva Coyle read more..

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quote #0666

"A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life." - William A. Ward read more..

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Pastor Tim
1735
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quote #0665

"A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William A. Ward read more..

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quote #0674

"Let us so live that when we come to die, even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain read more..

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quote #0673

"The IQ of a rioting mob is the lowest IQ of a member of the mob divided by the number of people in the mob." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1649
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quote #0672

"Always do right - This will gratify some and astonish the rest." - Mark Twain read more..

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quote #0671

"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin." - H. L. Mencken read more..

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quote #0670

"The world was made round so that we would never be able to see too far down the road." - Isak Dinesen read more..

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Pastor Tim
1735
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quote #0680

"If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going." - Irwin Corey read more..

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Pastor Tim
1678
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quote #0679

"It is good to be a Christian and know it, but it is better to be a Christian and show it." read more..

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1689
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quote #0678

"Personally I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught." - Winston Churchill read more..

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quote #0677

"Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the worm." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1657
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quote #0676

"When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1706
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quote #0675

"To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity." - Donald A. Adams read more..

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Pastor Tim
1778
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quote #0685

"People have one thing in common: They are all different." -- Robert Zend, Writer read more..

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Pastor Tim
1677
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quote #0684

"This boy's making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwing a fit on a tin roof." - Foghorn Leghorn read more..

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1787
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quote #0683

"Time isn't on my side. It's on my back." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1786
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quote #0682

"The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a bad one." - Sid Caesar read more..

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Pastor Tim
1740
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quote #0681

"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1745
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quote #0691

"Two wrongs are only the beginning." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1765
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quote #0690

"Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1653
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quote #0689

"Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath." - Richard Zera. read more..

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Pastor Tim
1705
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quote #0687

"People will pay more to be entertained than educated." - Johnny Carson read more..

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Pastor Tim
1715
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quote #0686

"This boy's making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwing a fit on a tin roof." - Foghorn Leghorn read more..

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Pastor Tim
1693
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quote #0697

"The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the optimist has a better time during the trip." read more..

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quote #0696

"Arabs and Jews should settle their differences like good Christians." - Warren Austin, U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations in 1948 read more..