One-liners

Phone Rates Increase

Phone rates have now increased from an arm and a leg to two legs.
Sure Par

Bob was sure he could shoot par with this putt.
Pickup Shade

Once she caught her husband, Becky planned to make him pickup around the yard.
Volkswagen Bug Rug

There's a bug in the rug.
NASA Funding Solution

Nasa may have found a way to keep the space shuttle program going.

A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!

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