One Liners

Grandma Slots

For the life of her, Emma couldn't figure out how to work these crazy quarter operated…
Dog Deforestation

Deforestation is becoming a more obvious problem.
Cat CPU

Why not? All computers come with mice. (CPU = Cat Processing Unit)
Water Check Wedding

I think someone should check the water in Ashley's hometown.
Creepy Trimmed Hedges

Jennifer had a funny feeling about meeting her boyfriend's family.