Monthly Archive

2010

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1299 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
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"Suburbs - where they cut down the trees and then name the streets after them." read more..

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"You have to wonder about humans, they think GOD is dead and Elvis is alive!" read more..

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quote #0252

"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than standing in the garage makes you a car." - Billy Graham, http://www.billygraham.org read more..

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quote #0254

"If you're too open minded your brains will fall out." read more..

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quote #0253

"The average person thinks he isn't." read more..

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"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success." - Robert Orben read more..

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quote #0257

"Study as if you were going to live forever; live as if you were going to die tomorrow." - Maria Mitchell read more..

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"It's much easier to ride a horse in the direction he's is going." read more..

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quote #0258

"There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot." read more..

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quote #0260

"O most glorious God ... Direct my thoughts, words and work, wash away my sins in the immaculate blood of the Lamb, and purge my heart by thy Holy Spirit.... Daily frame me more and more into the like read more..

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quote #0259

"Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate." read more..

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quote #0261

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad." read more..

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quote #0263

"I shall hear in heaven." - Ludwig Van Beethoven, 1827 read more..

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quote #0262

"Most people are so lazy, that they don't even exercise good judgement!" read more..

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quote #0264

"I'm looking for a loophole." - W.C. Fields, who had been flipping through the Bible on his deathbed, 1946 read more..

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quote #0265

"An open mind is considered as a fine thing -- except when you use it as a garbage can." read more..

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quote #0266

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." read more..

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quote #0268

"Opinions are like the nose on our faces: Everyone has one and there are usually a couple of holes in them." read more..

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quote #0267

"God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the nest." read more..

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quote #0270

"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." - Sam Levenson read more..

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quote #0269

"I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in." - Mick Miller read more..

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quote #0271

"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows." - Erma Bombeck read more..

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quote #0273

"Kind words cost you nothing, yet their worth is priceless!" read more..

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quote #0272

"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." - Erma Bombeck read more..

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quote #0274

"Money is like manure, it's no good unless you spread it around." read more..

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quote #0276

"Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and it annoys the pig." read more..

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"The reason you are stronger when you are younger is that you need to be. Mostly because you are more stupid." - Henry Miller read more..

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quote #0279

"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance, waiting for the bathroom." - Bob Hope read more..

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quote #0278

"A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never." read more..

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quote #0280

"I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him." - Booker T. Washington read more..