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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1498
Real Skill
There was a rich man who was deliberately hard on his farmhand. He gave him a bottle and said, "Buy me a bottle of wine."The farmhand asked, "How can I buy you wine with no money at all?"The rich man
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1327
Accuracy Excuse
There was a knock at the door. It was a small boy, about seven years old. Something of his had found its way into my garage, he said, and he wanted it back.Upon opening the garage door, I noticed two
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1416
Honesty in Business
There was a farmer who sold a pound of butter to the baker. One day the baker decided to weigh the butter to see if he was getting a pound and he found that he was not. This angered him and he took th
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1358
Maturing
There is an old story about a mother who walks in on her six-year-old son and finds him sobbing. "What's the matter?" she asks."I've just figured out how to tie my shoes.""Well, honey, that's wonderfu
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1288
Logical Answer
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind ma
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1342
Hard Work, Complaining
The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant, named Calle. It seems that Calle has a chronic illness which requires daily medication. The zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her dose orally, so a pharmac
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1385
Prayer, School, Exams
The professor of a graduate-school class of gifted students included a HUGE amount of material on the midterm exam. Tension in the room built, people were sighing and gasping aloud as they realized h
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1342
Children and Television
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Car
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1417
Communication, Flexibility, Education
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: "I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be del
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1996
Marriage, Divorce, Triumph
The first marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. The second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. The third marriage is the triumph of stupidity.
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1446
The "Forwarder's" 12 Step Program
Sometimes friends have to tell you things you might not like to hear, but need to. If you are one of those people who like to forward every e-mail you get, please repeat the following ... 1) I will N
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1400
Consequences
Several years ago while working at the county jail (where I still work) I was locking down the inmates for the night and one man didn't want to get off the phone. After several attempts to get him to
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1381
Prison Sign Fail
Seen on a sign outside the Clinton Correctional Facility, a maximum security prison in Dannemora, New York: "The Dannemora fire department reminds you it's fire prevention week. Practice your escape p
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1296
Overeating, Self-Control, Holidays
Scientists have discovered an incredible fact: If an article of clothing is allowed to hang uninterrupted in a closet throughout just one holiday season, it will shrink at least two sizes.
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1400
Math Ticket
Rushing to work, I was driving too fast and as a result was pulled over by the highway patrol. The state trooper noticed that my shirt had the name of a local high school on it. "I teach math there,"
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1570
Misery
Penny, a good Assessment Nurse was awakened at 4 a.m. to make a house call. She reluctantly got dressed and braved a snowstorm. After the examination, she told the patient to send immediately for his
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1447
Just One
One song can spark a moment,One flower can wake the dream.One tree can start a forest,One bird can herald spring.One smile begins a friendship,One handclasp lifts a soul.One star can guide a ship at s
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1423
Excitement
One of the kindergarten teacher's Chinese-Canadian students was about to get a new little brother or sister. The teacher asked every few days if the blessed event had happened yet. The little boy was
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1396
Best Marksman
One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town. Everywhere he saw evidence of the most amazing shooting. On trees, on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull's-eyes with th
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1350
Children, Perspective, Honesty, Men
One evening after dinner, my five-year-old son Eli noticed that his mother had gone out. In answer to his questions, I told him, "Mommy is at a Tupperware party." This explanation satisfied him for
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1535
Cereal Milk
One day I was having breakfast with my daughter, who was about 8 years old at the time. I had done what any good dad would do, I fixed her a bowl of cereal. I even poured the milk into the bowl myself
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1375
Rumors
On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1384
Gullibility, Stress, Riches
Noah was standing at the gangplank checking off the pairs of animals when he saw three camels trying to get on board. "Wait a minute!" he said. "Two each is the limit. One of you will have to stay b
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1336
Teamwork
My wife works in the fuels squadron at an Air Force base, and many of her co-workers complain about the superior attitude of the pilots.One day the fuel crew decided to put things in perspective for t
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1270
Do It Yourself Appliance Repair
My wife and I were newly married and I was trying to impress her with my technical expertise.I was trying to repair our washing machine but was unable to determine where a loose wire belonged. After
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1229
Fashion Sense
My teenager was headed to school one morning when I told him that the neck tag on his shirt was hanging out. "I know," he replied. "It's a fad me and some of the guys started." Weeks later, as the sty
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1401
Procrastination
My sister was bemoaning the fact that she had procrastinated cleaning and organizing her house for a long time. Since she was planning to entertain, she felt a lot of pressure to get moving. That af
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1368
Save Your Money, Hypocrisy
My husband-to-be helped his aunt take the furniture of her boyfriend's home to a charity after the gentleman had passed away. She asked him if we still needed anything for our new life, and he told h
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1302
Wedding Toast to Groom
My husband, Lawrence, had offered to give the toast at the wedding of his longtime friend Theo. They had shared many happy, and foolish incidents, and as the day approached, there was much speculation
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29 Jul
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1383
Housekeeping
My friend's husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she would organize her time better.Recently he had a chance to put his theory into practice while his wife was away.
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