Monthly Archive

July 2011

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One-liner #0577
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1889
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One-liner #0577

Doctors can be frustrating - you wait 6 weeks for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."... read more..
One-liner #0578
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Pastor Tim
1845
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One-liner #0578

Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after.... read more..
One-liner #0579
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Pastor Tim
1827
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One-liner #0579

Don't fix the blame - fix the problem.... read more..
One-liner #0580
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Pastor Tim
1910
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One-liner #0580

Don't tell God how big your problems are - tell your problems how big your God is.... read more..
One-liner #0581
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Pastor Tim
1884
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One-liner #0581

Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say 'Don't trust anyone over 30.'... read more..
One-liner #0582
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Pastor Tim
1864
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One-liner #0582

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.... read more..
One-liner #0583
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Pastor Tim
1914
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One-liner #0583

Don't wear your glasses on a blind date - you'll look better, and your date will too.... read more..
One-liner #0584
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Pastor Tim
1964
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One-liner #0584

Employment application blanks always ask 'Who is to be notified in case of an emergency' and I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!"... read more..
One-liner #0585
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Pastor Tim
1823
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One-liner #0585

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?... read more..
One-liner #0586
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Pastor Tim
1954
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One-liner #0586

For others who may not know this: When the preacher says, You may now kiss the bride, he's only speaking to the groom.- David Gunter... read more..
One-liner #0587
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Pastor Tim
1949
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One-liner #0587

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.... read more..
One-liner #0588
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Pastor Tim
1976
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One-liner #0588

FREE ONE DOLLAR BILLS! Please send $4.95 to cover postage & handling - limit 1 per order.... read more..
One-liner #0589
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Pastor Tim
1896
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One-liner #0589

Grandchildren are God's reward for you not killing your own children.... read more..
One-liner #0590
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Pastor Tim
1963
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One-liner #0590

Growing old has one advantage - you never have to do it over again.... read more..
One-liner #0591
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Pastor Tim
2020
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One-liner #0591

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?... read more..
One-liner #0592
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Pastor Tim
1934
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One-liner #0592

Home computers are the perfect thing for women who don't feel that men provide them with enough frustration.... read more..
One-liner #0593
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Pastor Tim
1991
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One-liner #0593

How come you never see Cupid with a girlfriend?... read more..
One-liner #0594
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1903
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One-liner #0594

How do they get the 'Do not walk on grass' signs way out in the middle of the lawn?... read more..
One-liner #0595
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2001
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One-liner #0595

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.... read more..
One-liner #0596
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Pastor Tim
1997
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One-liner #0596

I can see clearly now, the brain is gone.... read more..
One-liner #0597
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1914
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One-liner #0597

I have a speech impediment... my foot.... read more..
One-liner #0598
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Pastor Tim
1854
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One-liner #0598

I have CDO. It's like Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, only in alphabetical order like it should be.- Spike Donner from Ruminations... read more..
One-liner #0599
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Pastor Tim
1865
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One-liner #0599

I hope that after I die, people will say of me, "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."... read more..
One-liner #0600
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Pastor Tim
1932
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One-liner #0600

I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that.... read more..
One-liner #0601
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Pastor Tim
1884
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One-liner #0601

I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" but just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"... read more..
One-liner #0602
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Pastor Tim
1936
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One-liner #0602

I married Miss Right - I just didn't know her first name was Always.... read more..
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Pastor Tim
2044
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One-liner #0603

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.(Greg Norman)... read more..
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One-liners
Pastor Tim
1929
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One-liner #0604

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction - I get to the end and say, "Well, that's not going to happen."... read more..
One-liner #0605
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Pastor Tim
1947
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One-liner #0605

I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.- Marcus Brigstocke... read more..
One-liner #0606
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Pastor Tim
2017
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One-liner #0606

I think Bill Gates is so rich because he got his wish when he said, "I wish I had a nickel for every time this PC rebooted!"- Chris Caswell... read more..
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