Monthly Archive

July 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1778 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Folk Song Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Folk Song Pun

My Uncle Jim did not appear to be much for words. Nor, was he ever seen to have friends or pets. We thought he was the primordial loner, until one time we caught him with his ant farm.He loved the cre... read more..
Food Pun 1
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Pastor Tim
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Food Pun 1

The sandwich dates back to the time man discovered he could not live by bread alone.... read more..
Food Pun 2
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Pastor Tim
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Food Pun 2

Q: How can you use a lighthouse, rose trellis, windstorm, dune, and Halloween costume to create something tasty? A: Make a beacon, lattice, and tornado sand witch.... read more..
Frisbee Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Frisbee Pun

The other day I was standing in the park wondering why Frisbees get bigger and bigger the closer they get.Then it hit me.... read more..
Frog Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Frog Pun

Frogs have it easy; they can eat what bugs them.... read more..
Funeral Expenses
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Pastor Tim
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Funeral Expenses

A woman's husband died. He had $20,000 to his name. After paying all the funeral expenses, she told her closest friend that there was no money left. The friend asked, "How can that be? You told me he ... read more..
Game Hunt
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Pastor Tim
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Game Hunt

They have a game hunt each year at the Kennedy compound in Massachusetts. They call it "Hyena sport."~Gary Hallock... read more..
Garden Theft
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Pastor Tim
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Garden Theft

"Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking." read more..
Garnish Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Garnish Pun

Today's Cleanpun is actually a report to you all on a recent MSN Chat conversation I had with a CleanPun member Texas.It was a delightful chat - especially when I learned the his name was not only who... read more..
Gasr
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Gasr

Saudi Arabia offered to help lower gasoline prices Sunday. It's just in time for the holiday. Americans are about to celebrate Gasover, when an angel stops by the door of every SUV and collects the fi... read more..
Gear Box Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Gear Box Pun

A friend of mine tried to build a gear-box for his car using nothing but dried grass. It was never going to work; I think he was clutching at straws.... read more..
General Pun
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Pastor Tim
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General Pun

I was in the band at Ellsworth Air Force Base, South Dakota.Our group was required to play for all generals who arrived on our base. One morning, when our commanding officer heard on the radio that a ... read more..
Genius Farmer
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Pastor Tim
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Genius Farmer

A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing ... read more..
Gerald the Infamous Reindeer Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Gerald the Infamous Reindeer Pun

My brother, a pastor, has done some methodical research and discovered the name of another one of Santa's reindeer - Gerald Lee. Gerald was bigger than the rest of the reindeer, and not too gifted in ... read more..
Ghost Marriage
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Pastor Tim
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Ghost Marriage

I once knew a woman wanted to marry a ghost.I don't know what possessed her!... read more..
Ghost Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Ghost Pun

An intrepid photographer went to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost which was said to appear only once in a hundred years.Not wanting to frighten off the ghost, the photographer s... read more..
Gift
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Pastor Tim
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Gift

"My childhood was rough. Once for my birthday my old man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away."- Rodney Dangerfield read more..
Gift Disappointment
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Pastor Tim
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Gift Disappointment

The rich aunt was hurt and said to her nephew, "I'm sorry you don't like your gift. I asked you if you preferred a large check or a small check.""I know, Auntie," the nephew said contritely, "but I di... read more..
Gift Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Gift Pun

The fight between good and evil, an epic battle: Darth Vader and Luke. Suddenly in the middle of the fight, Darth Vader pulls Luke to him, and whispers "I know what you're getting for Christmas!"Luke ... read more..
Gladys Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Gladys Pun

There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep.After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very sleepy l... read more..
Gland Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Gland Pun

Little is known about the salivary glands because they are so secretive.... read more..
Goat Junk
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Pastor Tim
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Goat Junk

Two goats wandered into the junkyard and had a field day. One of them spent a particularly long time bent over a spool of film. When he was finished, the other goat came over. "So, did you enjoy the f... read more..
Golden Years
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Pastor Tim
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Golden Years

"Ah, the golden years. When actions creak louder than words." read more..
Golf Gun
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Pastor Tim
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Golf Gun

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez."How was he killed?" asked one detective. "With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?" "I do... read more..
Golf Tomatoes
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Pastor Tim
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Golf Tomatoes

"I don't want to say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced." read more..
Gone Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Gone Pun

A bill collector knocked on the door of a country debtor. "Is Fred home?", he asked the woman who answered the door. "Sorry," the woman replied. "Fred's gone for cotton." The next day, the collector t... read more..
Gossip
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Pastor Tim
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Gossip

A gossip is someone with a great "sense of rumor."... read more..
Grade Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Grade Pun

A high-school student came home one night rather depressed."What's the matter, son," asked his mother."Aw, Mom," said the boy, "It's my grades. They're all wet.""What do you mean 'all wet?'""You know,... read more..
Grapes
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Pastor Tim
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Grapes

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.... read more..
Gravity
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Pastor Tim
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Gravity

Gravity always gets me down.... read more..
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