Monthly Archive

July 2011

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Number Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Number Pun

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.... read more..
Nun Dye
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4983
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Nun Dye

Donations to the order were down and the convent did not have the funds to continue in their usual manner. Rather than shutting down, Mother Superior ordered an austerity program requiring recycling o... read more..
Nun Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Nun Pun 1

What do you call a sleep-walking nun? A Roamin' Catholic... read more..
Nun Pun 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Nun Pun 2

Several Nuns were in there second floor convent one night when a fire broke out. The Nuns took their habits and tied them together to make a rope to get out of the building via the window. After th... read more..
Nun Shopping
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5333
<1min

Nun Shopping

The convent had been presented with a new car, a red Mini Metro, the pride of its breed. Sister Lourdes, the only qualified driver, became the chauffer for all and sundry. Every Saturday she would dri... read more..
Nut Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Nut Pun

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afterno... read more..
Nut Sign
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2489
<1min

Nut Sign

Sign in a nut shop: "No credit cards here. Strictly cashew and carry."... read more..
Offering Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2944
<1min

Offering Pun

There are more churches in Las Vegas than Casinos. During Sunday services at the Offertory, some worshipers contribute Casino Chips as opposed to cash. Some are sharing their winnings - some are hopin... read more..
Old Lawyers
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2484
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Old Lawyers

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.... read more..
Old West Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Old West Pun

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."... read more..
Olympic Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7513
<1min

Olympic Pun

At the Olympics a man went up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole."Are you a pole vaulter?""No, I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?"... read more..
One and Two Yards
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2744
<1min

One and Two Yards

The difference between one yard and two yards is usually a fence.... read more..
Onion Mishap
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2902
<1min

Onion Mishap

Don't panic but I'm in hospital. I have poisoned myself. I ate what I thought was an onion it, turned out it was a daffodil bulb.Doctor says I'll be out in the spring!... read more..
Optometrist's Sign
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2530
<1min

Optometrist's Sign

See on a sign at an Optometrist's Office:"If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place."... read more..
Origin Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2537
<1min

Origin Pun

One day an ape escaped from the Bronx Zoo. They searched for him everywhere, in every borough. They announced his disappearance on the radio and television as well as the newspapers. But, no one repor... read more..
Oval Office
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3575
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Oval Office

One day, the president of the United States was sitting in the Oval Office reading a newspaper to catch on that day's current events. All of a sudden, one of his secret service men burst through the d... read more..
Owl Lesson
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2883
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Owl Lesson

A first grade class teacher, for the "Natural World" section of her class, had a lesson about owls.She explained to the class about how they are nocturnal, how they can swivel their heads so far in ei... read more..
Oy!
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2605
<1min

Oy!

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?He walks around saying, "Yo."... read more..
Paint Tin Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3565
<1min

Paint Tin Pun

Man works in a hardware store, and all of a sudden one day, a whole lot of tins of paint fall on him.Of course, he's whisked off to hospital where they manage to clean him up physically, but mentally ... read more..
Painting Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3456
<1min

Painting Pun

A guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Ford Ec... read more..
Paramedic Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5849
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Paramedic Pun

Do you think Roman paramedics call IV's 4's?... read more..
Parcel Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Parcel Pun

Working as a cargo handler for a major package delivery company, I came across an express envelope with shipping instructions that puzzled me, particularly the line describing the contents.I finally r... read more..
Park Rules
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2519
2 min read

Park Rules

Here's another great pun from Stan Kegel.I took my two sons, ages seven and five, to the playground at our local park. My seven year old was very proud that he was able to read to his brother the sign... read more..
Parking 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3786
<1min

Parking 1

"Whatever you do, when you stop by the auto-wrecking yard, don't park your small car in a spot marked 'Compact.'"- Lil Owens read more..
Parking 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2647
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Parking 2

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield that said "Parking Fine."That was so nice.... read more..
Parking Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Parking Pun 1

Late for work already, I was annoyed to find a strange car in my reserved parking space again. After locating a spot far away, I stormed into my office determined to have the car towed. As the morning... read more..
Parking Search
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3808
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Parking Search

I was driving around and around a parking garage in search of an available space. Nothing. Then I noticed a couple walking ahead of me."Going out?" I called to them."No," said the man. "Just friends."... read more..
Paycheck News
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2503
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Paycheck News

I was told by payroll that they're going to start garnishing my paycheck. It seems pretty silly, but I guess if they want to start tossing some parsley and currants into the envelope every week, it's ... read more..
Payment
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2769
<1min

Payment

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.... read more..
Payment Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6676
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Payment Pun

When the customer started through the grocery checkout line, the bag boy asked, "Paper or plastic?"When the cashier presented the bill, he held out a checkbook and credit card asking, "Paper or plasti... read more..
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