Monthly Archive

July 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1778 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Peanuts
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Peanuts

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.... read more..
Pedestrians
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pedestrians

"A pedestrian is a person who should be seen and not hurt." read more..
Pencils
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pencils

"A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead."- Stan Laurel read more..
Penguin Ritual
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Penguin Ritual

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go? Wonder no more!!!It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely... read more..
Pet Chiropractor
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pet Chiropractor

What do you call a chiropractor for pets?An animal cracker.... read more..
Pet Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pet Pun

I call my pet amphibian "Tiny" because he's "my newt." --P. Jackson... read more..
Photon Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Photon Pun

Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic.... read more..
Photos 1
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Pastor Tim
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Photos 1

I got a package envelope in the mail the other day that had written on the front, "Photographs: Do Not Bend." Underneath the mailman wrote, "Oh, yes they do."... read more..
Photos 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Photos 2

Q: What did Cinderella say when her holiday snapshots were late?A: "Someday my prints will com."... read more..
Physical Question
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Physical Question

After getting a physical from my doctor, I asked, "Well Doc, how do I stand?"The doctor said, "That's what puzzles me."... read more..
Pi Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pi Pun

I dated a girl in high school who was sweet as pi, but she sure was irrational.... read more..
Pick Up Line Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pick Up Line Pun

A man approaches a beautiful woman, and says, "Want a little company?" And the woman says, "Why? Do you have one to sell?"... read more..
Picking a New Pope
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Picking a New Pope

There were two Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola, whose lives parallel each other in amazing ways. In the same year Timothy was born in Ireland, Antonio was born in Italy.Faithfully the... read more..
Pie Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pie Pun 1

Mathematicians are all wrong! They're always talking about "Pi R squared." No! No! No!... Pie R round, it's cornbread that R squared!... read more..
Pie Pun 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pie Pun 2

I did my nurse's training at a hospital in Liverpool, England. My fellow students and I had little money for meals, so we ate the awful food provided at the hospital complex. We often took our breaks ... read more..
Pig Name
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Pastor Tim
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Pig Name

A farmer brought his daughter a pet pig, which she called "Stinky" when it was in her room but she called it "Ballpoint" when it was in the sty."Tell me," he asked her father, "Why do you have two nam... read more..
Pig Tail Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pig Tail Pun

Why is five o'clock in the morning like a pig's tail?It's twirly.... read more..
Pillow Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pillow Pun

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.... read more..
Pineapple
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pineapple

"I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" Bill said, dolefully. read more..
Pink Elephant
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pink Elephant

A pink elephant is a beast of bourbon.... read more..
Pisa Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Pisa Pun

The Italian government is considering installing a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa. The reason? What good is it to have the inclination if you don't have the time?... read more..
Plumber's Sign
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Plumber's Sign

Seen on a plumber's truck:"We repair what your husband fixed. - Don't sleep with a drip."... read more..
Podiatrist's Sign
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Podiatrist's Sign

In a Podiatrist's office:"Time wounds all heels."... read more..
Poet
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Pastor Tim
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Poet

A backward poet writes inverse.... read more..
Poet Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Poet Pun

Tony Blair is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness. He greets the first patient and the patient replies, "Fair fa your honest son... read more..
Poetry Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Poetry Pun

An English professor was reading Canterbury Tales to his class and noticed that one of his students had fallen asleep. The professor was annoyed enough to send the book spinning through the air and bo... read more..
Political Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Political Pun

A Congressman is awakened in the middle of the night by his wife who whispers, "I think there's a thief in the house.""Not in the House," her husband says. "Perhaps in the Senate, my dear, but not in ... read more..
Poll Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Poll Pun

I took a part time job as an opinion poll sampler. On my very first call, I introduced myself, "Hello, this is a telephone poll."The man replied, "Hello. This is a street lamp."... read more..
Pollster Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Pollster Pun

A political pollster knocked on the door and a sour-faced lady answered."What party does your husband belong to?" he asked.The lady responded curtly, "I sir, am the party he belongs to."... read more..
Pope Pun 1
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Pastor Tim
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Pope Pun 1

Selecting a new Pope, a couple of Popes back, a gentleman from Spain was given weighty consideration. His name was Cardinal Sicola. However the College of Cardinals decided against him in the end. Cou... read more..
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