Monthly Archive

July 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1778 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Temperature Pun
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Temperature Pun

Q - Which one is faster, hot or cold?A - Hot -- because everyone knows how easy it is to catch a cold.... read more..
Tequila
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Tequila

A ten-year-old girl asked and received help from a librarian on how to use the card catalog. In a little while, the girl approached the librarian again, wanting to know how to spell "tequila.""T-e-q-u... read more..
Terrace Water
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Terrace Water

My wife and I were having lunch at a fashionable eatery in Annapolis when we noticed what looked like a familiar face at the next table. Screwing up my courage, I asked, "Excuse me. Aren't you Marlin ... read more..
Texas Banter
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Texas Banter

When I attended a convention once of oil men, the first speaker was from Texas. He rambled on about nonsense for a good half hour and then introduced the next gent, who happened to be from Oklahoma. T... read more..
The A Team Inc.
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The A Team Inc.

The A Team, With apologies to the TV Program. A Jerry Ulett Original.John and Mark of The A-Team, Inc, were noted for their abilities to solve any computer problem.Their greatest challenge was to crea... read more..
The Cowboy's New Car
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The Cowboy's New Car

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse."I know that smart alec Tex" said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he ought as soon as he gets back""Not Tex" said th... read more..
The Sea
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The Sea

What does the sea say to the sand?Not much. It usually just waves.... read more..
Theft Pun
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Theft Pun

It was reported in today's news that some frosty orange drinks were stolen. The police suspect it is the work of a Julius seizer.... read more..
Thesaurus
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Thesaurus

Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.... read more..
Three Little Piggies
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Three Little Piggies

Three little piggies went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their orders for drinks."I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy."I would like a glass of Coke," said the second... read more..
Three Pack of Puns
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Three Pack of Puns

Cat show judge: PurrfectionistDislike of a relative: AuntagonismDifferent place to get married: Altarnative... read more..
Ticket Collection
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Ticket Collection

"What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket."Keep it," the cop said, "when you collect four of them you get a bicycle." read more..
Ticket Explanation
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Ticket Explanation

Her car was speeding along Interstate 80 at well over 80 miles an hour when it passed by a State Trooper. Obviously, the officer was compelled to pull the young female driver over and he asked to see ... read more..
Ticket Pun 1
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Ticket Pun 1

A guy was in court charged with parking in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense."They shouldn't put up such misleading notices," said the guy. "The sign said... read more..
Tickle Pun 2
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Tickle Pun 2

Q: How do you tickle a rich girl?A: Say, "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"... read more..
Tickled
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Tickled

I'm tickled to be the chairman of the Society for People with Super-Sensitive Feet.... read more..
Tie Pun
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Tie Pun

A man goes into a restaurant and the maitre'd stops him. "Sorry sir, you need to wear a tie to enter". So the man goes back to his car and looks around, but there's no necktie to be found. So he tak... read more..
Time Pun
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Time Pun

When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?... read more..
Tire Shop Sign
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Tire Shop Sign

Seen on a sign a a tire shop in Milwaukee:"Invite us to your next blowout."... read more..
Title
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Title

"Knocking Your Funny Bone" by O. Howard Hertz read more..
Today's Market Activity
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Today's Market Activity

Helium was up.Feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.Knives were up sharply.Cows steered into a bull market.Pencils lost a few points.Hiking equipment w... read more..
Toilet Theft
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Toilet Theft

Police in New Zealand were mystified by the apparent theft of a complete toilet bowl from a police station in Auckland.When a local news reporter asked the police sergeant if they had any leads, he re... read more..
Toilet Training
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Toilet Training

Toilet training a young child is always a matter of pot luck.... read more..
Tolkein Pun
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Tolkein Pun

Reading the work of J.R.R. Tolkein is hobbit forming.... read more..
Tomato Pun
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Tomato Pun

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a re... read more..
Tomb Visit
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Tomb Visit

I refuse to visit Marx's tomb because it's all just a communist plot.... read more..
Too Much Sugar
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Too Much Sugar

A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious woman. "I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today," she said. "Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked. "No," the cal... read more..
Tool Booth Pun
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Tool Booth Pun

When the driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into an empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces. He climbed down from the wreckage and within a matter of minutes, a truck pulled ... read more..
Towing Sign
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Towing Sign

Seen on a sign at a Towing Company:"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."... read more..
Toy Store
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Toy Store

This weekend while shopping in a local toy store, I came across a long line of people waiting for a promised shipment of dolls from Mattel. As I scanned the line, I noticed a friend waiting with all t... read more..
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