Monthly Archive

September 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 237 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

13 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

9083

Panic and Anxiety

There's plenty more Back Pew cartoons. read more..

13 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1850

A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Bobby, I know you love Buster, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed ... read more..

13 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2282

Coffee Like Mud

I was making rounds one morning with a physician when we were interrupted by a co-worker who inquired about a patient's diet. "Mrs. Jones does nothing but complain about her food," my co-worker said.... read more..

13 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3103

Omitted Stories

Reverend Smith, a respected church leader, arrived in a large city to deliver a series of speeches. At a banquet the first evening, he noticed some reporters in the audience. Because h... read more..

13 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News, September 13, 2011

Today's featured page on the Cybersalt site may help you get more rest at work. You can view "Head Face" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/head-face Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

12 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Serving Money

An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone he said, "There lies a very honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars, but he struggled to the... read more..

12 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

10885

Head Face

Ken eventually gave up trying to stay awake through staff meetings. ... read more..

12 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

22904

Monkey Hockey

The NHL is looking at letting mascots play next year. ... read more..

12 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2460

Boiling Mad

"Doctor, Doctor! My husband makes me boiling mad!" "Now, just simmer down." read more..

12 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

10482

Sheep Drink

Baaabaaara was tired of "still waters." ... read more..

12 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1166

"Nuclear physics is much easier than tax law. It's rational and always works the same way." - Jerold Rochwald read more..

12 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Police Department Road Sign

The Lewiston City works department were a bit bitter about not getting a raise. ... read more..

12 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0714

"I have a million dollar figure -- but it's all loose change!" read more..

12 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

7450

Hair Count Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

12 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

7879

Miraculous Feeding Franchising

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

12 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - September 12, 2011

There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. He is feeling much better about his money situation now. You can read "I'm Not Broke - I'm Just Financially Challen... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3286

Chapatti Riddle

In a party one of Pastor Tim's friends asked him how many chapattis he could eat with an empty stomach. Pastor Tim replied "Seven". His friend asked him, "When you eat the first chapatti your stomach... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2204

Music Saved My Life

Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica. "Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?" "Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your grandma and I were young, musi... read more..

11 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1165

"Stupidity got me into this mess -- why can't it get me out?" read more..

11 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1983

One-liner #0713

"The value of a dog is its constant reminder of how much fun it is to be idiotic." read more..

11 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Lessons From a Loser

King Jehoram was a piece of work - but we can still learn a lot from the story of his life. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3"> ... read more..

11 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - September 11, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone on this day when we remember the 10th anniversary of the September 11 attacks. I've updated the Westside Bible Church Website with recordings of the messages from August 21 ... read more..

10 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3335

3 min read

Golf course, may I help you?

Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: What are your green fees? Staff: 38 dollars. Caller: Does that include golf? ----------------------------- Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller:... read more..

10 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2397

Cholesterophobia

Cholesterophobia: The fear of frying.... read more..

10 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1164

"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." read more..

10 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Wooden Lamborghini

Benny wanted a 4X4, but could only afford a few 2X4's. ... read more..

I'm Not Broke - I'm Just Financially Challenged

10 Sep

God's Penman

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4 min read

I'm Not Broke - I'm Just Financially Challenged

As I was listening to the president give his speech on the country's economy last week I was simultaneously trying to balance my checkbook. Math was never my strong suit. In fact, when it comes to mat... read more..