Monthly Archive

December 2011

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Christmas Card Blues
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Christmas Card Blues

I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. ... read more..
Quote #1246
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1246

"The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century."- William Lyon Phelps read more..
One-liner #0793
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0793

"Be different, conform!" read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3817 - December 18, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3817 - December 18, 2011

Issue #3817 Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  At Christmas, James is Merry even when o read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3818 - December 18, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3818 - December 18, 2011

Issue #3818 Here is today's CleanLaugh Be ACybersalt Fan on Latest Funny Pictures Want to share this edition of the Cybersalt Digest with your friends? {forward}Forward via e-mail{/for read more..
Cybersalt News - December 18, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1961
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Cybersalt News - December 18, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  At Christmas, James is Merry even when others are not.  In fact, he even likes it that w... read more..
Merry is as Merry Celebrates
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Merry is as Merry Celebrates

Although I may look a little stodgy on the outside with a few gray hairs blossoming on the top, I still know how to celebrate, and this is the time of the year to do that sort of thing. I love a good ... read more..
Quote #1245
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1980
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Quote #1245

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."- Arthur Miller read more..
One-liner #0792
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0792

"You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."- Mitch Hedberg read more..
Christmas Mash-Up
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Christmas Mash-Up

Here is a fun mash up of various Christmas songs performed by "Straight No Chaser" - a male a cappella group from Indiana University. ... read more..
Christmas Operation Order
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

Christmas Operation Order

Operation Order 12-2004 For: Official Visit of LT jg Santa Clause 1. An official staff visit by LT jg Claus is expected at this post on 25 Dec. The following directives govern activities of all Arm... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3816 - December 17, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
97
8 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3816 - December 17, 2011

Issue #3816 Cybersalt News The latest addition to the FunBlog is a wonderful musical interlude you shouldn't raise a glass to.  You'll find "Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaiko read more..
Cybersalt News - December 17, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1939
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Cybersalt News - December 17, 2011

The latest addition to the FunBlog is a wonderful musical interlude you shouldn't raise a glass to.  You'll find "Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaikovsky on Glass Harp" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/sugar... read more..
One-liner #0791
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0791

"Opposites attract, which is why it's horrible to be this handsome." read more..
Quote #1244
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1244

"I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see."- JohnBurroughs read more..
Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaikovsky on Glass Harp
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaikovsky on Glass Harp

Many musical performances call for a raising of the glass.  With this performance of "Sugar Plum Fairy" by P.Tchaikovsky, you should probably just leave the glasses down. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3815 - December 16, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
96
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3815 - December 16, 2011

Issue #3815 Cybersalt News A long time ago, in a land far away, I was the king of the Christmas lights on my street. I'm glad I didn't have to compete against this house.www read more..
Cybersalt News - December 16, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 16, 2011

A long time ago, in a land far away, I was the king of the Christmas lights on my street. I'm glad I didn't have to compete against this house.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/christmas-light-show  Enj... read more..
Christmas Light Show
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Christmas Light Show

Years ago, I was the guy that had the neighbors trying to keep up to him in the Christmas light department.  Our house, in the co-op we lived in, was decorated with tons of Christmas lights and a... read more..
A Lot of Money
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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A Lot of Money

A lot of money is tainted. It tain't yours and it tain't mine.... read more..
Quote #1243
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1956
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Quote #1243

"The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing."- Marcus Aurelius read more..
One-liner #0790
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0790

"I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."- Mitch Hedberg read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3814 - December 15, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
96
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3814 - December 15, 2011

Issue #3814 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Ever wonder what the Angel might have said if the first Christmas took place in Minnesota?  Wonder no more:www.cyb read more..
Cybersalt News - December 15, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 15, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Ever wonder what the Angel might have said if the first Christmas took place in Minnesota?  Wonder no more:www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/minnesota-christmas-bible-cartoon... read more..
Minnesota Christmas
Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Minnesota Christmas

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..
Quote #1242
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1242

"Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than itself."- Antoine de Saint-Exupery read more..
One-liner #0789
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0789

"The fact that we don't use towels to dry towels makes me question the value of towels." read more..
Cybersalt News - December 14, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1989
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Cybersalt News - December 14, 2011

I have returned one of my past Christmas devotionals to the front page of the Cybersalt site.  You can read "Race Rocks Christmas" at:www.cybersalt.org/cybersalt-shaker/race-rocks-christmas Ther... read more..
The Happiest Machine
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

The Happiest Machine

What do you get when you combine Google, a scrap metal magnet and coloured balls?  A very happy machine from the 2011 Play File Festival! F5 2011 RE:PLAY Film Festival. Inductance from Ph... read more..
Quote #1241
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2011
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Quote #1241

"Life is a long lesson in humility."- James M. Barrie read more..
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