Monthly Archive

Message From A Mom To Her Child: I gave you life, but cannot live it for you. I can give you directions, but I cannot be there to lead you. I can take you to church, but I cannot make you believe. ... read more..

"Pick your friends, but not to pieces." read more..

Whatever doesn't kill me makes me all like, "Whoa! That was close!"... read more..

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. If Bo Derek married Don Ho. She'd be Bo Ho. If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopr... read more..

"Why did I ever leave Africa?" read more..

Ben's nap came at quite a deer price. ... read more..

Are you sick of that holiday at the end of October too? (Which shall not be named to try to avoid their Google ads.) ... read more..

The school zone speed limit in Thurston County is 175 MPH. ... read more..

Assume nothing at Assumption Cemetary. ... read more..

It's your turn - loser. ... read more..

Smoking will exhaust you. ... read more..

Bring your kid to work day is pretty wild in the military. ... read more..

Dad, it drew me like a magnet! read more..

Do you think? ... read more..

As seen at the Jack Hanna invitational golf tournament. ... read more..

Today's latest entry in the FunBlog is "Russian Road Surprise" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/russian-road-surprise Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.  ... read more..

Russia continues to be a land of mystery and surprise for many people. ... read more..

Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a high-tech company. During the welcoming ceremony, the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the ca... read more..

The story is told of a king in Africa who had a close friend with whom he grew up. The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or negative) and remark... read more..

Two chiropractors have formed a partnership to open a new clinic. It's a joint venture.(Ron Arends)  ... read more..

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in a boat?" read more..

"A warped sense of humor is vastly better than no sense of humor." read more..

It was clear that little Lee suffered from a classic edible complex. ... read more..

Useless Invention #6 ... read more..

How you can tell if a zebra is in love. ... read more..

You know, Juan, there are easier ways to jack your car up for an oil change. ... read more..

Online dating sites just weren't for Ted. ... read more..

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto. ... read more..

Officer Jane had pretty much cemented her chances of getting that promotion. ... read more..

Today's new entry in the FunBlog is an amazing video of really neat painting method. Big or small, you'll enjoy "Tall Painting by Holton Rower" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/tall-painting-by-holton-row... read more..