Airplane Crossing

Don't bother stopping - you'll be fine if you duck your head.
Frozen Strawberries

Judging from the snow, more than the strawberries will be frozen.
Frozen Bank Accounts

You know your accounts have probably been frozen when . . .
An Honest Construction Sign

Here's an honest construction sign.
Sharp Edges

The city works department was really worried about lawsuits and liability.

Cat Hips

Does this couch make my hips look wide?
Divine Spell Checker

He'll probably start by running you through a spell checker.
Yes Dear

Yes Dear.
Street Light Genius

Forget about the genie in the lamp - Who's the genius behind this one?
Police Car Not

Unmarked police cars are even harder to spot now.