No Hurry

Finally! A company that's not in a hurry for your business.
Bud Light Billboard

Yet another reason not to drink.
Utopia Humanism

One more reason why humanism isn't everything it's cracked up to be.
Anyone For Council

Apathy was beginning to take over the Deuce County electorate.
Bathroom Fit For the Queen

It's always good to be readyjust in case the Queen does drop by!

The Human Fridge Magnet

Dad, it drew me like a magnet!
Dog Angel

George's ownerwas high maintenance.
Dog Buddy System

When swimming,remember to use the buddy system.
Cat Chiropractor

The chiropractor really had FiFi feeling loose!
Dog Note

". . . so that's about all the news from home. Please tell Rex we miss him and that the…