Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Observatory
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Observatory

"Observatory: What Washington asked his spies to do." read more..
Fiddle Virus
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Fiddle Virus

Users of a certain computer operating system are famously untroubled by viruses. Still, there has been a very strange thing happening lately to these computer users and experts are finding it tough to... read more..
Don't Forget What to Expect
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Don't Forget What to Expect

Don't forget what to expect if you make alliances with wickedness. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110904.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110904.mp3">   ... read more..
One-liner #0710
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0710

"I have not yet begun to procrastinate." read more..
Middle Age Pause
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Middle Age Pause

"When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause." read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3736 - September 3, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3736 - September 3, 2011

Issue #3736 Cybersalt News I like to be helpful whenever I can be - even when it comes to keeping the horses relaxed!www.cybersalt.org/funny-horse-pictures/horseyawn Enjoy the r read more..
Cybersalt News - September 3, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 3, 2011

I like to be helpful whenever I can be - even when it comes to keeping the horses relaxed!www.cybersalt.org/funny-horse-pictures/horseyawn Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Nylons
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Nylons

"Nylons give women a run for their money." read more..
One-liner #0709
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0709

"Wow, Costco has a great deal on the tires for my car. Too bad they sell them in packs of 64 tires."- @danrutledge1 read more..
Quote #1161
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1161

"The tendency of religious people is to use spiritual and ethical observance as a lever to gain power over others and over God, appeasing Him through ritual and good works."- Tim Keller read more..
Pastor Kevorkian
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Pastor Kevorkian

If Dr. Jack Kevorkian Was a Pastor. read more..
Elvis Worship Leader
Cartoons
Jeff Larson
7245
<1min

Elvis Worship Leader

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..
Flintstones Car
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Flintstones Car

Wilma hated it when she had to pick Fred up from work. ... read more..
Horse Yawn
Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Horse Yawn

Playing Pastor Tim's sermons in the barn was really helping the horses relax. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3735 - September 2, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
100
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3735 - September 2, 2011

[Cybersalt Digest] Issue #3735 Issue #3735 Cybersalt News - September 2, 2011Classroom TalkLatest Funny PicturesOne-liner #0708Pirate CornQuote #1160Mother's Day Sneak C read more..
Cybersalt News - September 2, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 2, 2011

Today's featured funny picture is a timely reminder to remember your manners when you attend barbecues.  You will find "Barbecue Fork" at: https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/barbecue-fork ... read more..
One-liner #0708
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #0708

"If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic." read more..
Pirate Corn
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Pirate Corn

What does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.... read more..
Classroom Talk
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Classroom Talk

Thanks to Cybersalt Digest subscriber, Georgia B., for passing along this story from her sister-in-law, Mrs. Hall. As you know, kids say the darnedest things. Yesterday, a sweet little nugget said, ... read more..
Driving School Gone South
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Driving School Gone South

That was the day that things went south at the North Driving School. ... read more..
Just Kidding Sign
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Just Kidding Sign

Everyone wants to be comedian. ... read more..
Ocean Hear
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6091
<1min

Ocean Hear

Hey! I Can Hear the Ocean! ... read more..
Chainsaw Woodchuck
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Chainsaw Woodchuck

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck . . . . ... read more..
Barbecue Fork
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Barbecue Fork

It's proper manners to eat your food with a fork. ... read more..
Quote #1160
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1160

"If joy and triumph be showed when a king's child is born to the world, what joy is sufficient, when God's child is regenerated from heaven. The one is flesh, which is born of flesh: the other is spir read more..
President Bush Limo
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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President Bush Limo

You can take George W. out of Texas but you can't take Texas out of George W.! Check out President Bush's new limousine! ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3734 - September 1, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
125
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3734 - September 1, 2011

Issue #3734 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a happy September to you all as well! The return of the Cybersalt Digest is a few days late due to all the fun Mrs. Cy read more..
Cybersalt News - September 1, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
2015
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Cybersalt News - September 1, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a happy September to you all as well! The return of the Cybersalt Digest is a few days late due to all the fun Mrs. Cybersalt and I are having with family who are stil... read more..
Meet the Parents
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Meet the Parents

A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like." "Oh, that's easy," his pal replied. "All you have to do is find someone who... read more..
Quote #1159
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1159

Anyone who starts a sentence "With all due respect..." is about to insult you.... read more..
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